FREEST WEEKLY JOURNAL i'CiiLISEED EVERY FBIDAY, BY A. H- HALS LEY-, .e Qartsrlj TE11JIS OF THE JOCKNAL: Una yf, in advance, Six months, f Three mouths, 12,00 60 KV1CRT TAFJBTT OF JOB 1 lKITIISTG NEATLY AND QUICKLY DONE. Business Directory. K. IUDCOS, A.. B. FEINOH. LEMilOIT FEEXCH, 4TTORKEY8 AT LAW AKD GENERAL AGISTS, CLYDE, OHIO. P. Lnnon wiU be in hit omse t Fremont, an Thursday ei H!h week. I'roxpt attention given to all letral business. 9 J. T. GAKVEK, TTOEVET AT LAW, Frjraont, Ohio, offers A Bu professional services to ail rearing lel Eaaineas done in any of the Court, ot bandusky Ooauty; will atiend to the collection of claims. Othoe iu Trier1 Block, on Croghan street. J. L. GKUKKE, Sis. ATTORNEY AND COUNSELLOR AT LAW, will attend to Leiral Business in Sandus ky and dioinmircoanties,Oaice,?omerRoom,up .talr.,TrW.Block.Eii0NTiO B P BUCKLaSD. H. ETKBSTT. JiS. II. FOWLEB BUCKLAXD, EVERETT FOWLEB, ominvat COUNSELLORS AT LAW1 A. and Solicitors in Chancery will attend to pre ialional businessin Sandusky and adjoining coun- D- H. BRINKERHOFF, M. D PETSICIAX t SCKGEOS, OFFICS IN AUCKLAND'S OLD BLOCK, on front dt. Residence on Cnwhan Street, econd boose westof Hi-h Schoolbuilainr. Office hoax Inn-IKW U A. H...1 to ana 3 to ft P .M, H. F. BOSWOBTH, M. D. PHYSICIAN AND PTTRGEON Office and Rjildeaoe No. 43 Front street, DnwTi3is."ar. C Da. A-FVPSICE, r SURGICAL MECHANICAL DENTIST, Of fice over Bank of Fremont White'sblock.will be found inhiaonic,at alitimes. r VETERINARY. DB. GEO. O. HAKLAN, VETERINARY SURGEON, Fremont, Ohio, office at BuckUnd A lion's Drug Store. Is a aradaateof the Philadelphia Veterinary College, and ia prepired to treat ail animals intelligently and humanely. liyl XXQX5Z.3. KfiSSLER HOUSE, EB.BELDING.Pmprieior. Passenger carried to and from the House free of charge. Situ ated eornerof Front and State tits., FREMOST.- r, EICEAKGE HOTEL, QILLBVTJE, O. John Ford, Proprietor. Re- I f eently renttea ana lurnianea. OQMMISSION MERCHANTS. L Q. Rawson, Jas. Moore, Joseph L. Rawson J. L. RAWSON fc CO., O TO RAGE. FOEWAEDING COMMISSION O Mei chants, L'aWih m Coarse Salt. Fine Salt, Lain olt. L.iud Plasier, Calcined Plaster, Water Lime, etc Having purchased the entire property known-as the Fremont Warehouse and Steam Ele vators, at lie head of navigation on the Sandusky River, ws srs prepared to receive, store and ship vrain, Lavmoer. aiercaanaue ana outer proaaos, Cmoe,at Fremont Elevators. FREMONT. 1-1 A. D. WILES' fJHOTOGBAPH GALLERY.overGarvih's Store MISCELLANEOUS. FOSTER DECK. Oarpenteis, Joiners and Builders, FREMONT. OHIO. Does all kinds of Contract Bnildinj, and all man ner of Jobbing Work. Shop on corner of Wayne and Es-inf streets. Moving and Raising: of Buiid ings. and all kinds of Tackle work specially at tended to. Orders solicited. ltyl D. L. June &Son. Kamufacturers.Wholesale Retail Dealeriin 'FREMONT WHITE LIME BUILDING STONE! All orders promptly filled. Office near 1 ke Shore Depot, Fremont, Ohio. Are also prepared to do all kinds of Mason "VYuik on ahort notice. MEAT MARKET. l ON STATE STREET. A LTTHR8 takes pleasure In T invitif.ar the public to call at his stand on State Street, in Frenlrrl's Ulock. wnen taev want Fix Stkaks or Excellent Roasts. The best quality of BEEF, PORK MUTTOJT and VEAL ean be found on his oounter, and the public will be served always at REASONABLE PRICES, CALL AKD TBI JIE. 4S A. LUHR8. E. F. HAFFORD. CARRIAGE F"actory. Corner Float and Market Streets. C' ASRIAGES. OPEN AND TOP BUGGIES con stantly on hand, or made ft order in any style. K7Parkular attention paid to repairing. All work done at my factory warranted, eyl E. F. HAFFOHD. J. P. r.lOORE. JIANTJFACTyREBOF CARRIAGESjEUGGIES &YAG0XS I DESIRE to call the kttentionof alltothead' nitions I have recently made to my CABKUCE FACTORY. I have so enlarged and remodled my shop, as t ...n,.icd facilities for ex ecu ting, ia a superior manner, every description of Carriages and Wagon work. My workmen are reliable and oompetent. All material is selected with special care, and throughly seasoned before it i. .nnfutured. Mv aim is to furnish work which shall have a merited reputation for superior Duality and style. I have fitter up a large store room and shall keep always on nana, Every "-'T Carrlsree JPuf SFieSJ. LiUIUVVI, v. j u JSarltet Wajom. With these newly acquired faoiUtiasmy prices will be below oompennou. j p MOORE, rirriajreFaotora.eor., Garrison and Water Bts Fremont. Ohio, SO T i. 1 3Z. INJ 1? r BOWOIT0B.S ASD ATIOEITKYS 0E U.S.AKDF0.1IOHPATEr.n. BURRIDGE &CO., 1T 8uperi St., opposite Amerl Moose, Cleveiemd, t. Witb Associated Offices in Washington and For I J STILBOIf.LEEKA DOERINGS, rKPOBTEBBAKD JOBBERBOF YANKEE NOTIONS, T .J I NO. 133 and 133 Water P., CLEVELAND, OHIO amuoii 4vi v.w.leik, j.o.sw. h:doiio. um FOR THE WEST! Kffn traveung wesiwu Tit it ore; II TICKETS ToAU.THLaaDio poisjs in Indiana. Illinois, lowa, h-oun, MtI Office in Birohard's Block, Fremont, O. AGENTS WANTED FOR WOMAN'S MONITOR, BY f. W. EN-TRIKLN, M. D. v -ouroved bT tn tnedieal profession Tr? III an eminently sate, practical and the elergy. na women, and for "M'Xl ingof nW.Ter and their SCgA rullpttve eircular with table MFUIC Al!W-W. C. A. Smith'3 Med estaWished in 1S.-I, for the cure of aU forms of private tfles and ffj disorderVT Wh.na lady a m trouble she siouid iSuirthe Doctor about hertroubles. Bupprees ETof theMensoiwiU receive the Doctor s most SrtcuW attention. OahTl Miohaa ttreet, Vwla4, fcnie. i jl lie Established 1829. Vol.XLII. Fremont FREMONT, SANDUSKY Weekly COUNTY, OHIO FRIDAY. DECEMBER ourna 29. 1871. New Series, Vol. XIX. No. 52. MUTUAL LIFE INSURANCE CO., NEW YORK. P O a p P o P p c3 o .a p Ph. o p UJ P O r3 P o W. H. PEC KHAN, President. Iteiiill HOOD, LANG, HAND HUNGER, General Agents for Ohio, Headquarters, 197 Superior Street, Cleveland, Ohio. DRS. RICE, Medical Examiners. Something r wwwj lit: 0 iilt W Which for Style, Workmanship, Durability and Prices cannot be surpassed, At He Old Reliable Stand cf A. HOOT, JVb. 3 BucklantTs Neic Block, Front Street. 13 c m r 3 5" o o i e-f c H C W. T HOOKER, Secretary. 51-51 Worth Knowing 5? .iv. X. A. TEST FALL AND W1STEK GOOD8 NEW GOODS HEAD QUARTERS We are now opening a very large and full stock of FALL WHITER GOODS! AND AT VERY LOW PBICESt Oar Stock of DRESS GOODS is large, embracing many Beauti ful Designs. EMPRESS CLOTHS, FRENCH MERINOS, PLAIDS, SATTEENS, JAPANESE SILKS, BLACK AND FANCY SILKS, &c, ALL AT BEDtCEB PRICES! i I tO SHAWLS in Great Variety, which we inTite your special attention. Our Stock of FLANNELS, CASSIMERS, WATERPROOFS, BLANKET'S, WHITE GOODS, HOSIERY, &c, Is large and at the Bottom Price. We have a full and large stock of DOr81EST!CS! All Leading Brands of Prints, Brown and Bleached Cottons, Striped Shirtings, Denims, Tickings, CQtton Flannels, Checks, Linseys,fec. On all of which wo defy Competition We have also a very large line of O 3FL S T O At Very Low Prices! CASH PAID for Wheat, Corn, Oats, Wool, and all kinds of Produce. D. GARVIN CO. Fremont, O-Saot. 27, 1871. FREMONT NURSERY! ESTABLISHED IN 1858 SPLENDID STOCK OF TREES ON HAND irk;u. n.nMnanM in the nursery husi ness here enables ine to select sufh Fruit and ..it,., Khruha. Vines, arc. as are es pecially adapted to this locality; which is an item if much interest to planters. The trees now of i i new. frrnwn on new ground. Prices low. Call and see me at my new stnd. Suckland Avenue. Irtinont,Octobs,ll7. on I. HI. KEELER'S AGENCY. 2d Storj Backland's Old Block. FREMONT, OHIO RELIABLE INSURANCE In companies that have a Large Surplus after paying all losses in the Chicago Fire. BUSINESS SOLIClfED. Fir and LUo Insurance, Real Estate, Notary Public, Collections Made,' Taxes Paid in Sandusky County, Anchor Line of Trans-Atlantic Steam Packet Ships. General Information -Given by Letter. Persons at a distance desiring any information from this point can addresscommunicationsto me. If the subject does not require much time and at tention, a few postage stamps inclosed wiU be suf ficient remuneration. Where more time and labor are required a reasonable eompensation will be charged: Resident of Fremont, Since 1840. BirEUKCia: F.8. White, Bank Fremont, A. H. Miller, Fmt NationalBank, R.P.Buckland. Any person in the city of Fremont, or eounty of Bandusny, wanting insurance, eitner L.iie or ifire, will rind it tiieir acvantage to call on me. 1 have a line ot companies unsurpassed. With a policy sigued by me your insurance is as certain as a Umted btates bond. r'oiiciescarelully written on all descriptions ot property, and incase of loss payment promptly made from this office. FOR- RENT. tpOR RENT A first-class Store X Boom, one ot thn most desirable in the city, either tor Dry Goods or Groceries, inquire of 1. 11. KAKlshtte FOR SALE. LOil SALE. Three lots 20 by 82 S fronting on Croghanfltreet,4uitablef on tores. If OR 8ALE. In the village of F Noi-walk.on Main Street ,one mile eaat trom cue Court Hoiiae. beven (7) acrtB of land, in high dUite of cultivation. Mouse, Barn, tiheds and Hennery, Well and Cistern, A tine Orchard with all kinus of Fruit, Berries, Urapes, Ac, Sandy &il. Just the placeforaUardener, with ready markelforailonecanraiae. irice,f 5,000. Terms cosuit purchaser. VALUABLE FARM rpHE farm formerly owned by Mor al, gan Httynes, lying in Sandusky township, eaut side ot tne river, naa a mile norm 01 tne cor poration line ol the city of I remont, is, onered for sate on most reasooable terms. It consists of 120 acres, u of which is under good cultivation, and all under lence. There is a good frame dwelliDg and turn, with out buildings, good young orchard of ail kinds of fruit, and g ood water. This larm is Deautimiiy locatea, ana Deing just outsiae tne city limits, it would be well adapted for gardening and fruit raising for city marketing. "W ill be sold on reasonable wrma: iJ.OW cash on purchase, and i- 1 11 T 1 L' L' 1 I' O LUC UtUllUCCUU blUlO. wAA UU A. ML. AbUAAbJ. August 10, 1H71. Choice Lauds at Great Bargains. orj ACRES in section 9, township OU 6, Lucas county. It is desirable, well tim bered, aud lies one iniie from Whitehouse Citation. on the Toledo and Wabash iw K. is worth fid per acre, but SL7 per acre will buy it. irk ACRES in Madison township, -J Sandusky county, being Uie N. k of the N il. Ji ol section 31. This tract is partly cleared, good soil, can easily be made as tine a larm as any in ALadiaon Lowosiiip. is is cneap at fiO per acre, out io per acrd wiu Duy it. or ACRES in section 25, township O vl 28, range 2, White couirty, Indiana, 3 miles irom Idavilie, on the railroad, aoout 10 miles from AlonUctlio, the county-seat, part timber, part prairie, hue roLUng laud. 10 per acre will buy mis excellent Dody oiiana. Any person wanting to purchase either of these tracts ot land can make a first-ciass bareain by calling on me. lermsox payment reawmaoie. j uiy 27, 1&71. i. a. ttia DRAIN AND TILE WORKS. TV. PARKER wishes to announce tothe people ot k rem,,nt ana viciniiy, xnai nt. nu ewu r,.!,. l lrain And Tile Yard on Front street, about a quarter of a mile south of the railroad. He will hre a full stork of Tile of all sizes, which he wiU seU at reasonable rates. Those wishing to pur- chase wiU do well to call at his ara. S3V nu-CAAJiAa, NOTICE. H,HE recTilarancu.il meeting of the stockholders I m lU cini xtiooal Bank of Fremont, for the election of Directors, will be held at its Banking; House on Tuesday, the Ktnaayui jnuunr,, u.j at 2 o'clock P. M. A. Jtl. Vasmer. Fremont, Ohio, Dee. 7, 1871. STEAM FOR SALE. THE nnderHitrned offers for sale a Steam Saw Mill, situated on Little Mud Onek. in Rice Township, Sandusky county, Ohio, one haif mile from the catnoiic inurcn. jiiccuiiilci, pvw erliil one, and in good eonditon, and wiU be sold at bargain, inquire on tnenroiuiK.ui -M Wit, L. CROSLBT, of 3E.ES.33 THIS. TrKQf?' TURN THE ONLY AN ADVERTISEMENT," for it contains matter that MP ia important to you. It informs you of the fact that PAPER OVER AND SAY "IT'S JDU. o CD TU 'iLi ID CD j Has just opened a splendid line and you cannot afford to buy presents for wife, children and friends without first calling on him as St at his establishment If any body says he has a better him. If any body says they sell be did! I have a stock that for CANNOT BE EXCELLED, and the man is not in Fremont or Northern Ohio, that caw or will sell cheaper than I do! THIS APPLIES TO ALL MY STOCK.) I have just received the fifth lot which cannot fail to please any one ask to see them. We have not a very good place to show them, but we will be very glad to show them as charge; and we can frame them Don't forget to look at them when And, father, if you want to make or, young man, if you want to find get a beautiful Writing Desk, or Work Case, or Toilet Set, or Photograph Album, or a Beautiful Book; and, speaking of PHOTOGRAPH ALBUMS, 1 have got one hundred and forty, Beautiful, Elegant, Musical, Cheap; and if the daughter don't bless you, or the other one think more of And, if the young lady wishes to smoke and you are willing he should) Cigar Case; or, if not that a fine or other Book, or a Gold Pen to constantly remind him of the giver. But 1 cannot stop to tell you of each one might buy for the other one as long as Charley Dillon's, and then got enough to suit all: DOLLS DOLLS Wax Dolls, Dolls Sleeping Dolls, Rubber Dolls, Leather Dolls, Nankin Dolls, Doll Heads, Doll Cradles, Doll Bedsteads, Doll Bureaus, Doll Chairs, Doll Houses, Doll Wagons, Doll Bodies, Dolls. And the boys have not been forgotten, for we have Tops, Guns, Whips, Horns, Trumpets, Carts, Sleds, &c, for the older ones; and Guns, and and Cannons, and Pistols, and Pianos, Banks, Bells, Rattles, China and Pewter Tea Sets, Fancy Boxes, Noah's Arks, Mugs, Tumblers, Baskets, Dancing Jims and Dancing Jacks, mental and amusing. Also a beautiful collection of Shells and Corals, Call at McCULLOCH'S Christmas Trees, and he will try and of GOODS FOR THE HOLIDAYS, Nicholas still holds his headquarters stock than I have, don't you believe cheaper, don't von believe it It can't Variety, Fine Quality and Real Merit of FINE CHROMOS this season, who has an eye for the beautiful. Just well as circumstances will admit, free in any style you chose, promptly. you call. your daughter a beautiful present; something for you know who just Box, or Pair of Vases, or a Jewel you, then I am mistaken. make him a present, why, (if he will get him a beautiful Smoking Set Pocket Book or Bible, or Prayer Book, all the fine things I have, or what it would make this advertisement you would not read it but I have China Dolls, Crying Dolls, Walking Doll Arms everything pertaining to lor the little ones, and Books, fcc, fec, Checkers, and Backgammon Bpards, and Harmonicons, and Accordeons, Buckets, Alphabet Blocks, Soldiers, and almost everything useful, orna for Supplies for Sunday School and supply every want. x Poetry AN ACROSTIC On the Name of Ulysses S. Grant. BY MRS. M. A. WILSON. Up, risel inspiring muse, arise! Assist my feeble voice, Let's sing of one, who good and wise, Became our people's choice. Yon see him in the din of war, 'Mid conflict's strife and danger, Secure, invincible, he stands, To telf and fear a stranger. See him in time of peace refuse The hard earned homage due. Each show of rain parade disuse, Such folly to subdue. Such is the man, whese vitiues more Than I can 'numerate; Such is the man our nation's pow'r Hath raised to ia'e these States. Great though he is, yet should he ask For knowledge from above, Sightly to Toa and govetn well, In wisdom, truth and love. And ti a king in olden limes, Who might vnd power attained, Jf aught but an understanding heart He sought, and more obtained. To him may God give evermore Whate'er may here be given, That when this life of care is o'er He may find "Rest" in Heaven. lst Kings, hi, 9. Pitttburgh Gazette. 1 Miscellaneous Selections. For the Fremont Journal. HOTCH POTCH, BY FOGY. A Lay Sermon. Text: "Let him that thinketh he standeth, take heed lest he faU." Preachers usually give chapter, verse and book in which the t asis of their remarks may be found. I presume their motive is pure, but to me it always 6eems as though they fear, their hearers may believe that the text is not in the Bible. Doubt less a spirit of accommodation prompts the act, but I think any re flecting person will see that it is re ally, though indirectly, charging the audience with a want of familiarity with the Scriptures. To elucidate and demonstrate my proposition: If the text were "twice two are four" or "some fishes are very bony", the preacher would not need to say that the former may be found in the mul tiplication table, or the latter in the old Elementary Spelling Book, un less he were addressing savages, and such mention would not the better inform even them. The same re maik applies to the practice of di viding sermons into parts with pre- explanatory captions. Such dis courses only make me think either that their authors (who by the way, are not always their readers) cannot otherwise stick to their text, or that they fear their hearers will not know of what the minister has talked when he has done. And right here. though a slight digression, I remark that editors and their correspond ents sometime do the same. One other explanation, and I will proceed J 1 a. Ml w loueveiop my sermoa. win noticed that the person admonished in the text, "him" and "he" is mas culine in sex. I hope no female hu man being will therefore deem her self excluded. This usage obtained in the dark age, when woman was considered inferior to man: the mas culine gender was employed to com prehend both sexes' and all ages as well. In these day3 of "woman's rights," such usage is inappropriate; the same rule that confers upon our mothers and sisters and the mothers and sisters ot others, the privilege of working out poll-taxes on the road and standing up in rail and street cars, doubtless makes it nec essary to use nouns and pronouns of both genders in all sentences in which reference is had to the entire human race. ItJwilL at first doubt less sound odd, when a clergyman reads the amended text on this wise "Let him and her who think they stand, take heed lest he and she fall" but familiarity will remove the oddity. Any unusual expres sion appears strange and queer, and any odd saying will lose its singular ity by repetition. Our text has a peculiarity "that thinketh he standeth" are the words thinketh! only a drunkard or an insane person would thinK he stood when he was sitting, kneeling or ly ing the latter word however is not a happy term to use here, for some people lie just as well standing as in any other 'position. The meaning probably is, that thinketh he is in no danger of falling. For instance if an individual, on a winter's day, walks over an icy road as carelessly or unsuspectingly a3 he would in the summer time, lie will be very apt to experience one of -the mortifying re suits of violating the law of gravity, though something would depend on his age, and I think any one behold ing the ulip and fall, would be very likely to lose his gravity as well. But the text has a moral bearing: it means that any one who thinks he is in no danger of doing something criminal or vicious or even indiscreet should beware lest he do the very thing, and lose public confidence, if not incur DODular displeasure. This public opinion is a matter as power ful as it is mysterious. It is not al ways just; nay, it is strictly speaking, more often unjust. The Bible is called the digest or guide or stand ard of morality; some people honest ly think so, and others theoretically assent because it is popular. If the class now seeking to overturn it3 au thority, shall succeed, some other book of morab will become the standard. I said that public opinion ia often unjust The Bible says, t "Thou 6halt not steal," and informs us that God judges by the motive, rather than by the act This de clares him that plunders by millions, a thief as well as him that filches by tens, nay, if the latter takes to sup- ply his necessities, (I use this last word in its extreme sense,) he is not a thief. But such cases are very rare. Yet public opinion pronounces the rich thief only shrewd in busi ness. True, the zealous overthrow of Tammany in New York City, lo"ks like a return to Biblical ethics, but, not to be too uncharitable, it remains to be seen if the move ment be not the supplanting of one corrupt organization by another even more corrupt The text cautions against vanity and recklessness. It does not how ever condemn self-reiiance. True, very little, if anything is said in Holy Writ on this point, probably because the tendency of human na ture is not to undervalue human ability and endurance. But there is danger all the way from the cradle to the grave, gradually lessening to be sure, that man will deem himself able and better than he is. The truly great are those who while not belittling themselves, think them selves never too old to learn or to need help from their followers, i Old Age. We have seen some giant oak, Standing singly in some field, Shiver'd by the lightning's stroke: Fruit nor leaves its branohes yield. And so man in hopeful prime, Sometimes yields to swift disease: Prospects blasted for all time, Death his hopeless spirit frees. Then again some Autumn day, When no zephyr stirs the leaves, Suddenly from far away, The crash and boom the ear perceives. And we know the fallen tree, Though withstanding breeze and gale, Like the flower on the lea, Conld not over death prevail. So old age, with forehead sere, May survive acute disease, Yet when peril seems not near, Quickly fall like lifeless trees. Bat the lot of all is dea Sonor later speeds the dart: Ws may araw our final breath When ws would, or not depart. After all, it matters not Whether soon or late we go; Only so that grace doth blot Oat the wrong we do below. Longest lives are not too long, If but spent in doing good. Shortest lives, if spent in wrong, Should be shorter, if they could. Sweet it were in one's decline To review a useful life. Header, pray that grace be thins Well to wage the fearful strife. Trials of Housekeeping. De;lytaliliefi before marriage, the wife PART II DOING WITHOUT HELP. Let me say that Mrs. Talmadge moved in the best society. T)oinff one's own housework has it3 bright and dark sides. If right- can cook, make beds and sweep to suit herself and family, and avoid heine- thought a slattern by her O o neighbors; but dish-washing and handling wood and coal leave the hands too rough for fashion, and do ing large washings and being heated around a stove, tend to break down the constitution, especially of aristo cratic wives of the present age. Then there is the danger of some leader of the bon ton calling while the wife is "in the suds," and taking with her an unfavorable impression We will, in the spirit, look in on Mrs. Talmadge this warm afternoon. It is early, and she is not dressed to receive fashionable calls. Silks and satins ill befit the kitchen. It hap pens that her husband, so husband like, brought a couple of strangers to dinner, and she had to prepare something extra after the table was ordinarily set for the family. Be sides, she had to pour the coffee in her kitchen toilet, a predicament very mortifying, though doubtless foolishly so to a high-spirited wo man. However, finding their guests sensible men, and being a good con versationalist, she was soon at ease and the meal passed agreeably. It was late when they left with her husband, and she flew about to get ia readiness for callers. As she is deep in the wonders of dish-washing, the door-bell jingles. "I wont go," she says determinedly, stamping her foot by way of empna- sis; than suddenly changing her mind, she exclaimes, "yes I will to see how they are dressed" a singu lar characteristic of female humani ty! Softly treading the parlor car pet and slyly peering out the window she exclaims inwardly but with dangerous outward manifestations, "As I live, it is Mrs. Cory the law vers wife and Miss Bates the bank er's daughter! They may ring till doom's day I'll not go near the door but how provoking! I wished to see them when they called, ever so much! I presume they have come 'to talk about the sociable." They jelip their dainty cards under the front door and go she returns to the kitchen to find her dishwater cold. While it is heating, she picks up the morning paper and among the local notices reads of the socia ble, and trembles to think that her presence has always been thought indispensable in the preliminery ar rangements; and the sociable is to be held this evening. The diskwater i3 hot, and with op-rolled sieves she begins her task the second time, when "ting-a ling- a-ling"again sounds from the sitting- room, and. she tip-toes in to see who are at the door this time. She starts back it is two noted gossips, her especial abhorrences. "They may pull all day. Dear me I wish had kept Katie to answer the bell, if for nothing else." Soliloquizin thus, Mrs. Talmadge again returns to the kitchen to finish her dishes, but the water is again cold. As she turns to set the pan on the stove, there is the noise of approaching feet and she catches a glimpse of somebody passing th window. Now somebody raps at the kitchen door. "Who can it be she exclaimes, as she puts a stray ringlet in its place and smooths out her apron "the ruling passion strong in death," you observe, gentle reader. "Pshaw! it's no one Pm afraid to see," she exclaims as she opens the door. Better had it been to suspect rob bers or a pedler or even a harmless book agent, and ask, "Who is there?" for who meet her frightened gaze but the two detested gossips! "What ye got yerseF shet up here fur, 's if yu's in prison?' the elder, an old maid on the sunny' side of ninety, asks, pushing open the door and pushing herself into the kitchen, the younger following. "Why, Miss Evans exclaims Mrs. Talmadge in dispair,and sinks down upon a wash- bench conveniently near. Discover ing Mrs. Talmedge's coarse apparel, the gossip" rattles on without sense or reason, "O! Duin' yer own work, be ye? Where's yer hired girl? Sent her, eh? me and Malvina here rung yer door-bell till the hull house almost tumbled doun," ("broke the wire, I suppose," thought the dis gusted lady "wish the house had quite fallen on them "And yet she was a Christian!) an' as we furgot our keerds, we 'eluded tu jes' dodge round tu the back door an' see ef yu's out cailin' ur playin' sick. Hope yer glad we've come? I'm or fal d'lighted tu find yer 'lone. Yu du look sick! Malvina, let's take orf our thinks an' 6et awhile. Mrs. Tal madge' s all 'lone an'll like our com pany. Allers glad to drop intu a neighbers 'thout any fuss ur p'rade, an' have a good social chat Why d' yer send yer gal? Was she igern ant ur d' she rag out too hafty? My! how hired gals does dress now days some uv 'em better 'n iheir mistresses! Fr'aps she had tu many beans. Poor woman, she don't feel well, Malvina, an' can't talk none tu speak uv. We've jes' cum from parson Studylittle's he want tu hum, but his wife was. She's either sick ur lazy. She'd orter da what she kin tu 'sport the family. The parson's health 's none tu fust best, an' it must be kinder discouragin' when he thinks no his big fam'ly. Dear me ta gract'ous I would n't be a minister's wife an' have a big family tu support no mor'n nothin', nur Malvina would n'tnuther. Some busy bodies there's allers plenty sich, says she's settin' her cap fur the young Methodia' parson, but law sakes, there's no truth in it Mrs Talmadge, yu don't look well, an' yu orter du suthin'. Yer head aches, an' yer orter soak yer feet an' take some yarb tea soak 'em in water hot water, I mean not tu hot, but hot's you kin clevely bear. Come, Malvina, we'd better go Mrs. Talmadge ain't well, an our talkin' may be tiresome, though I'm often sentfur to nuss sick invalids. Don't furgit tu soak yer feet and drink some yarb tea.. Hot drops is good. I'm a reg'lar Thomsonian none uv yer blew pill and kwinine round me. By the way, don't yer want Malvina tu stay with ye while yer sick? She don't make a business uv workin' out as a gineral thing,but sickness 's an 'exception. Du yer want her? Ye say yer don't t VVal, Malvina, let's be goin'. We'll drop in again raly hope you'll be better when we come. Good arternoon, Mrs. Talmadge. O I furgot to re mind ye uv the medicine. Yer should 'nt put it off d'lays is dang erous we ortenter dare death. Remember the yaib tea and No. 6, an' don't above oil things furgit to soak ver feet in hot water, not hot enough tu take the skin orf, but hot's ver kin bear it Ef she didn slam the door right in our face! So she's duin' her own work it '11 try the stuff she's made of. Hem that shows what folks come tu that lives tu fast Guess she won't be sot so much by we'll see." "I thought they would never go, the arrant fools Tsaid Mrs.Talmadge as she slammed the door. "But I'll have a girl before to-morrow Dight, if will hue one. GROWLER. It i3 predicted that cattle in Texas will die by the thousands m conse auence of the severe and early win ter. The State Journal computes that the West Texas cattle interest hA lost in stock, from the late cold snap, over four hundred thousand dollars worth. By-and-by our stock raisers will comprehend that it cheaper, as well as wiser, to provme ar.pH.r and food for cattle our ino- t.ho winter weather, rather than to permit decimation by cold, star vatioa and exposure. A London surgeon is reported hv. successfully applied tne magic lantern to the study of diseases the skin. A transparent photograph of the skin is taken, and then placed in the magic lantern. A strong hy- dro-oxvren light casts the figure en lareed on a white sheet and in this way the smallest details are brought out witn astonisuing minuienes. A woman lately hung herself be cause her husband objected to her conversing with the male boarders, and left this last will and testamant chalked on the back of a tea tray: "Dear Jim You have driven me this little affair. Be good to tne dog, and ask Mrs. Little to be Km to thebirda." The Actor's Revenge. t is to Some years ago, when the re nowned Baron Hackett revolved ia a regular orbit and was a regular star, instead of the erratic comet he now is, when he performs semi-occa-sionally, and drops down like a Jun bug upon some managers in distress. who seize him for "one night only," he commenced an engagement of six nights in the old National Theater, Cincinnati, appearing in his favor ite character of Falstaff, in the IT1TCOU1 IT 1UU3V1, He had during the previous week, played air the Louisville Theater, un der the same management, and to which place a portion of the Cincin nati company had been sent to sup port him. Among these was Sam R. one of the "respectable utility" people, to whom Hackett did not show, as Sam thought, the amount of respect due from one actor to another. Hackett seemed to single poor Sam out as the particular object up on which to concentrate all his peev ishness and ill-nature, and, though Sam had to grin and to bear'it, he made up his mind to be revenged, and swore it in the most melodra matic and stage'y style. According ly, when Hackett transferee! himself and his baggage to Cincinnati, and -Sam received orders from Dave Sarsedas, the stage manager, to re turn with riim ha nrilllrlo,l witK rl a light, and looked unutterable things as he took his parting drink with his brother artists at the bar of the fast steamer Pike No. 4. Ths rehearsal passed off in the morning, in Cincinnati, without any demonstration. The star was more exacting than ever with poor Sam, who bore all with a "patient shrug," and bided his time with all the pa tience he could muster. Night came, and with it a crowded house, for Hackett at that time was in the zenith of his popularity, and on his appearance the audience rose en masse, and round after round of welcoming applause greeted him. He looked splendidly, his make up was admirable, and in his false obes ity he was the embodiment of the hearty, sly, witty, vagabondizing fat knight The dress he wore was one in which he took great pride, and was one of his own invention. It was constructed on the principle of a life-preserver, and, after being put on, was blown up by means of a tube, until it assumed the necessary rotundity, and the wearer was sur rounded by an immense air cham ber. This made the dress light, cool ana poruiDie, ana was m au respect a great improvement upon the meth od of stuffing. As the play progressed upon the night in question, the audience grew more and more delighted in front, and Sam was seen hy his brother ac tors to grow more and more excited behind. At last a scene came in which Hackett had the stage to himself, and the star stood at the entrance, waiting for his cue to go on, and close behind him stood Sam, looking daggers, with a carpenters brad-awl in his hand. The cue was civpn and in went Hackett But he had not com menced his scene, when, amid the death-like silence of the audience, an audible and prolonged hiss was heard. Hackett scowled and looked about him into the pit, boxes and gallery, in search c the vile wretch who had dared to hiss him. But the hiss continued, and Hack ett commenced his lines. Hiss! again He stopped and 'once more looked about him, but the hiss con tinued, and Hackett commenced his lines. Hiss again I He stopped and once more looked about him, but the hiss continued, and grew louder every moment The audience cned "order." Several enthusiastic indi viduals shouted "put him out," but still the hissing continued. Again Hackett commenced his soliloquy, but that infernal hiss still rang in. his ears, and he could not go on. The audience now began to titter. The star grew more and more nerv ous, and, walking down to the foot lights, he appealed to the audience to know the cause of "those marks of disapproval and this ebullition of mirth." The only response was a burst of laughter, and the star stood looking unutterable things, and lost in won der and amazement at this unac countable demonstration. As the audience stopped laughing for a moment that abominable hiss again greeted his ears, but now it seemed to come from behind him, and, as he turned half a.-ound, anoth er shout of laughter drove him near ly mad as he perceived that not only the audience but the actors,who had congregated at the entrance, joined in the mirth, none loader than Sam R whose face was perfectly re splendent with delight At last trie prompter came to tne rescue. v aising on tne stage, He stepped up to the star and whispered in his ear. Hackett stood as if par alyzed for a moment, and then com menced a survey of himself. His rotundity was gone. His obese pro portions had vanished, and tuere ne stood, "his hose a world too wide for his shanks," his "corporation dwindled to nothing, and his dress hanging around him in voluminous folds, like a main sail from a yard- arm. The secret was out The air- chamber had been punctured, and there he hac been standing, growing "small by degrees and beautifully less, for the last five minutes. Giving one look at the andience, another at his legs, he rushed off the stage amid euch bursts of langhter as even he had never created before. Sam sfol at the entrance as his enemy came off, a sardonic grin on his countenance, and the fatal brad awl which had done the deed con cealed in his bosom. A Kansas paper is responsible for the following: About four weeks ago tne wile or a larmer living near Geary City died. Last Sunday the bereaved and sorrow-stricken hus band sent to Doniphan for a minis ter to come and preach her funeral sermon, and then marry him to a gushing damsel he had selected to cheer him in his loneliness. The minister declined to comply with his request of to a A young lady living in Pittburg, while suffering from the small-pox, wrote to her sister in Wheeling, who toox tne disease com tne leicer. Metz has been occupied by the Prussians one vear, but the trench flag the tricolor still floats upon the spire of the city cathedral. There are twelve private galleries of paintings in New York, compu ted to be worth one million dollars. Pennsylvanians are asking for cue huridred. additional Pest OSces