4 gussuMS V** Home Again. DR. B. 0. PERRY, f e skilful Dermatologist, can now be consulted at Lis New York office for falling, loss, and untimely Gray Hair, Dandruff, Salt Rheum, Ringworm, Scald Head, Irritation, or Itcbiig of the Head or, any complaint, a disea-e of the Scalp inducing I loss of the Hair. CHILDREN’S HAIR. The Doctor personally attends to Children’s Hair, and imparts the required information for a judicious and natural management of this delicate organism to insure in a tir years a permanent, luxurious and healthy growth. UNNATURAL REDNESS OF THE NOSE or FACE. This unsightly annoying j rsoaal rffl ction is positively cured Iy the treatment jf DR. PERRY. r inteed. M' AND WARTS. These disfiguring end t •oqblesome protruberances ire permanetly removed without cutting, pain, or scars, by the porscnxl attention of the Doctor. A cure guar ante ed. PIMPLES ON THE FACE. Black-Heads, flesh-worm i, blotche disfigurations, greasy, odorous and rough skins. MOTH-PATCHES, FRECKLES. Tan, and all Brew a Discolorations, are nicely removed frem the face, leaving the skin smooth and ho.ilthy, by the treatment of DR. PERRY. Call endsae the Doctor, or send for an Interrogatory Circular. Tblasticbelts, STOCKINGS, KNEE-CAPS, ANKLETS, &c., at MARSH CO.’S Radical Cure Truss office, No. 2 Vesey street, and No. 32 East Fourteenth street, near University Place. and (gueto. IT. H.— ls the Suez Canal the peatest undertaking of the kind yet attempted? No. The Grand Canal of China is the most stupendous work of the kind ever attempted. It was commenced in the tenth century of our era. It is nearly 700 miles in length, and extends from Hang-ehoo-foo to Yan-liang river, forming an unbroken connection between fifty cities. It joins the great rivers Yang-tse-kiang, 2,900 miles long, and Ho-hang-ho, 2,000 miles. This and other Chinese Canals are not constructed upon the same plan as the can.;’''** America or Europe, nor are they composed like t-.-o—>f standing water, fed by reservoirs, elevated jand lowered by means of locks. The want of locks Obliges the Chinese to conduct their canals around the different elevations encountered, and to Wifi the boats by means of chain and capstain. The irrigation sup plied by the Grand Canal renders the country through Which it passes exceedingly fertile, and in proportion to its size the most populous snot in the world. P. K.— The battle of North Point, Baltimore, was fought on September 12th, 1814. The British troops, to tho number of about 8,000, under Gen. Boss, landed at North Point, fourteen miles below Bal timore, and proceeded to march toward the city. Gen. Btrycker, with over 3,000 militia and volunteers, opposed him. A skirmish ensued, when Ross was killed. Col. Brooke took his place, and pressed forward, when a se vere battle commenced. The Americans fell back to ward the city. That night the British slept on their arms, and toward the morning of the 14th withdrew, and went on board their ships. The Americans lost, in killed and wounded, 163; the British, 290. Rosalind puzzles us too much. We Cannot tel! her howto prevent face-flushing, now how to reduoe rmbonpoinl. It is dangerous to attempt the latter with low diet, a% if successful, wrinkles might follow. We believe the flushing to originate in the stomach; and the oiuse may in part be discovered and removed by particular and careful observation of tho effects of diet, the time of taking it, &c. Sometimes a nap after food Occasions it, sometimes not. Very often both head and feet are fevert d after food, especially- with a nap—an un healthy symptom. We must all be our own physicians 5n part. This is, no doubt, wisely ordered, to make us Observant, judicious, and prudent. G. P. G.— “l. Please give me a ■good recipe for cleaning the teeth.” The best tooth wash, either as a preservative or for cleansing purposes, is water in which salt has been dissolved. “2. Which is the oldest street-car line in this city?” Fourth ave nue. ‘‘3. Which language is the most spoken in the World?” The Chinese language is, of course, the most Spoken in the world, as the population is so much more than any other; but among Christians the English lan guage is now considered to be most in use. Your other Question will be answered in our next. Lucy I).—The Seven Sleepers were Seven Christian youths, who, in the time of Roman per secution, lay down to take rest in a cave, and slept 187 years. When they awoke they found everything so Changed, Paganism being entirely abolished and Chris ti anity established, that they were mightily perplexed, and they themselves were so unfashionable-looking, that they were taken up as suspicious characters. If Lucy be a “Seven Sleeper,” as her friends call her, when the lies too long of a morning, then she must be more than 2CO years old. Constant Masonic Reader. Please give a constant reader light on the following in your next issue: Why is it that a coroner holds jurisdiction »ver the sheriff and his officers in this country—that is io say, a coroner is tho only officer who can arrest the Sheriff What law is there for this action?” It is ow ing to the fact that in case of the sheriff resigning or being deposed from office during the term, the coroner is the person designated by law to succeed him, and therefore on him devolves tho power of arresting the Sheriff. Christian.— Please inform a reader who and what are the Socinians The Socinians are persons who accept tho opinions of Faustus Socinus (died 1562) and his nephew Laelffis (died 1604), Siennese noblemen. They held—l. That the Eternal Father was tho one only God, and that Jesus Christ was not other wise God than by his superiority to all other creatures. 2. That Christ was not a mediator. 3. That hell will Gndure for a time, after which the soul and body will be destroyed. And, 4. That it is unlawful for princes to make war Hook. They established a church in Poland, and made proselytes in Transylvania in 1563. Destiny.— Avoid acids, and clean your teeth night and morning with prepared chalk in powder. If no piecaution avails to preserve your teeth, do not take their loss too seriously to heart. The decay Of the front teeth, even with young people is so com mon, that you are sure to have many fellow sufferers; but, happily for you and for them, dentists have brought artificial teeth to such perfecticn that, although noth- lug can st p plant nature, art /a‘furnish teeth which look very well, and restore the power of articulation and mastication. Club House.— Please. decide the Bellowing wager: Mr. J. bets Mr. K. that the Tammany delegation were admitted to the last Rochester Conven tion. Who loses The Tammany delegation were not admitted to the Convention, nor any other delegation from New York city; but the Tammany party we™ lo cognized as the Regular Democratic party, and ex pressed themselves satisfied without insisting or being admitted. Therefore Mr. J. loses. There is little doubt, however, that had the Tammany party insisted they would have bea.i admitted. Coroner.—The office of coroner is very ancient, for they had coroners in England long before they had justices of the peace. The coroner formerly dealt with cases where felonies had been com mitted, but death had not ensued. When justices were Created, and distributed plentifully over all parts of the country, to deal with felonies and breaches of the peace, it became unnecessary to trouble the coroner, by keep ing him continually moving from place to place to inquire into felonies. He was superseded in those duties, but riot deprived of them by statute. E. E. P.— To give linen a beautiful whiteness, mix common bleaching powder in the propor tion of ono pound to a gallon of water; stir it occa sionally for thiea days, let it settle, and pour it off clear. Then make a lye of one pound of soda to a gallon of boiling soft water, in which soak the linen for twelve hours, and boil it half an hour} next soak it in the bleaching liquor made as above; and, lastly, wash it in the usual manner. Mechanic. Dr. Birbbeck was the Originator of Mechanics’ Institutions, the first of which he established in London, England; the second in Glas gow, Scotland, in 1823. Soon after others arose in differ ent parts of the British Empire. They have revived Bince 1857, many noblemen and gentlemen lending their assistance. There are many flourishing ones in the United States; of these, that of Boston takes the lead.3s Zenobia. Qualifications for the Btage are: correct pronunciation, flexibility of counten ance, and accurate knowledge of human nature, with a facility in expressing the tones and gestures of vari ous passions and affections which the drama represents. The talent must first be cultivated in solitude, then at tempted on the stage. Instruction is seldom of much use, except to correct bad pronunciation, mannerism, &c. W. W.— A fine white enamel is produced thus: Washed diaphoretic antimony, one part; fine glass, perfectly free from lead, three parts. Mix, melt, and pour the fused mass into clean water; dry. powder, and again fuse, and repeat the process throe or four times, observing to keep free from smoke, dirt, or oxide of iron. Minnie. The following is said to be an excellent means of extracting grease from silks: ficrape French chalk, put it on the grease spot and hold it near the fire, or over a warm iron or water plate filled with boiling water. The grease will melt and the French chalk absorb it. Brush or rub it off. Repeat, if necessary. N. G. M.— The Black Brunswickers Were the Brunswick regiments which took part with the British army in the battles of Quatre Bras and Water loo. They were so named from the color of trieir uni form, which was symbolical of the flag and its legend— Death or Victory.” Anna Maria— To destroy rats and mice, mix powdered nux vomica with oatmeal, and lay It in or near their haunts, observing proper precautions to prevent accidents, Another method is to mix oat xueal with a little powdered phosphorous. J. J. J.—“ What was the popula- MW 9 f .Russia At the latest census 68.300.060. CONTENTS OF INSIDE PAGES. The following are the contents of the Inside Pages the 2d, 3d, 6th, and 7th), of To-day’s New York Dis patch. We think they will be found rich in variety and interest: SECOND PACE: CONTINUATION OF “LUCY MAVIS.’ INDIAN SPOOKS. HOW A WIFE WAS WON. HOW HE LOST HIS EYES. BAY RUM. THIRD PACE: MASONIC MATTERS: Late Hours; An Interval; Knights Templar; A Mason Buried at Sea; Sym bols; What is Sectarianism and What is Tolerance; Sit Lux; Masonic Tyrants; Receptions. THE POLICE MACHINE. SIXTH PACE: THE DESERTED HOUSE. CONTINUATION OF A WOMAN’S HONOR.” RESULT OF “PASTERS.” SOME FUN. THE MORALLY BAD FAMILY. MISCELLANEOUS MATTERS: An Eccentric Lady; Equine Sagacity and Gratitude; “Come Up and Teetotle; A Sweep Enamored of Queen Victoria; Original of Bhakspere’s Shylock; Warming Churches by Gas; Don’t Ask Impertinent Questions; The “Line Storm” a Humbug; Terrible Anticipations; De Soto’s Buried Treasure; Seeing the Elephant; A Great Indian Hunter; The Lord’s Prayer; Tea- Growing in the United States; A Bibliomaniac; A Farmer’s Stratagem; Icelanders in Wisconsin; Se verely Tested Butter. SEVENTH PACE: BEHIND THE SCENES. WHEN I WENT TO BUY WOOL. MY ALGERIAN STEED. THE HAUNTED HALL. A HUNTED LIFE. OUR WEEKLY GOSSIP: Simple Remarks; Molly, Our Housemaid; Want of Appreciation; The Re flections of a Cab Horse; Letter from Carl Pretzel; Scintillations. fltto ftalt SEW TCRK, NOVEiHBER 12, 1871. THE PEACEABLE REVOLUTION. Tho electors of New York did nobly on last Tuesday. Notwithstanding that Tammany Hall had the whole machinery of the city gov ernment in its hands—had the appointing of inspectors and canvassers, the control of tho police, the assistance of hired repeaters, and the shameless partisan aid of the police courts,—it was beaten at every point. The people were aroused as they never have been be fore by any election. They saw their substance being stolen from them by a band of insolent scoundrels, who treated their just complaints with laughter, and their threats with lordly contempt—they saw the dearest right of free men, the foundation of our system of govern ment, taken from them and allowed only to hirelings and cut-throats—and they arose in their might and crushed out forever the wretches who have ruled for years by fraud and terrorism. All honor to the noble people —all honor to the brave, honest Democrats who fought shoulder to shoulder with Repub licans in the battle for municipal reform. The city has been redeemed, and insolent officehold ers have been taught that the shackles of party are not strong enough to hold men in bonds when they are determined to do' right. The citizens of New York no longer fool ashamed of the metropolis of tho western continent, for it has proved itself worthy to enjoy the blessings for which bravo and true men suffer ed and died. Not the least of the effects of our election will be the influence which it must have in in vigorating the Republicans of Europe, The War for tho Union proved that a Republic fighting for right and justice is stronger than any monarchy or despotism and our peace able overthrow on Tuesday of the men whohad usurped all the powers which justly belonged to the people, shows that tho ballot is a more tremendous weapon than the sword or musket. A greater revolution never occurred in any city, and it was effected without appeal to arms or the loss of one life. Tho world through re publicans will feel strengthened by the noble conduct of the honest citizens of Now York, and they will rejoice with us over our great and peaceable victory. The end is not yet. “Eternal vigilance is the price of liberty.” Tho robbers who have plundered the city must bo punished and made to give up their ill-gotten wealth, tho thieves who voted timo after time on election day must be sent to Sing Sing, and the scoundrels who acted as canvassers must not be permitted to escape. These last are tho worst of all. The repeaters conld do but little without their con nivance, and what the repeaters were incapable of performing, they did with shameless alacri ty. Every canvasser who is known to have been guilty of ballot-box stuffing or miscount ing should bo informed on and arrested. Let twenty or thirty of tho rascals receive severely just punishment, and tho crime of swindling the electors out of their honest expression of opinion will never again bo heard of. Wo care not what the party of the man who counte nances repeating, or who aids in fraudulent counting, ho should bo indicted, convicted and punished to the extant of tho law. If a Re publican Knows or any Hopunncan canvasser who acted dishonestly, he should at once in form the Committee of Seventy; if a Demo crat knows of one, he, too, should present affi davits on which the rascal can be arrested. If we do not punish the repeaters, the ballot-box stuffing inspectors, and the fraudulent canvass ers, wo shall not havo reaped the full harvest of our great victory. Honest men of Now York! you havo done nobly. There is still work for you to do. Com plete tho work by making it, if not impossible, too dangerous for any body of men to cheat you out of your votes. Crush out repeating and fraudulent canvassing for evor! SUGGESTIVE. On Thursday evening last, the Democratic Reform Association, of tlie Eighth Ward, cele brated the victory of the previous Tuesday by a grand procession and serenade in honor of some of tho prominent members of their party, On their way home they halted in Union Square, and calling for “Brick” Pomeroy, com plimented him with a serenade and a brief ac knowledgement of their appreciation of his la bors in the cause of reform. The worthy “Brick” indulged in a few remarks appropriate to the occasion, and after predicting tho speedy pun ishment of the leaders of a party who had been so tainted by political corruption, as their op ponents were proved to.have.been, declared his intention of still laboring steadfastly m tho in terests of the reform party. At tho conclusion of his address, the band accompanying the processionists performed several national and patriotic airs, and on de mand for Stillmore music, struck up tho spirit ed Irish air, Garryowen.” Now, with the music of the latter we have no fault what ever to find; but as.we cannot help remember ing that tho words to which it is allied contain the sentiment, “no man for debt shall go to jail,” we must take exception to the idea sug gested. Tho Hon. William M. Tweed and his creatures have (dishonestly,) incurred a debt to the honest, hard-working citizens of New York, for which we sincerely trust they will “go to jail,” and that speedily, too; and without wishing to much longer delay its completion, we may venture to express a desire that ere it is finished the new County Court House may yet be ornamented with stones, in tho break ing of which these worthies will have assisted. What a paper out West uncon sciously printed The groom ia a Christian and the bride a Baptist." NEW YORK DISPATCH. THE COMING LEGISLATURE. The Republicans have carried the State by a majority of nearly twenty thousand. Their entire State ticket has been elected, and both branches of the Legislature are Republican by more than two-thirds. A triumph so sweep ing was not expected by the most sanguine. Among the work which will engage the atten tion of the now Legislature will be the creation of a Reform Charter for this city and Brooklyn. We do not fear but that shall be created that will meet the approval of honest Republi cans and Democrats, for to its formation will bo given the highest talent and the most en lightened experience of both parties. Such mon as Wm. M. Evarts and Charles O’Conor, Horace Greeley and Oswald Ottendorfer, Fran cis C. Barlow and Horatio Seymour will by their advice aid the Legislature in making a charter which will be as near perfect as it is possible for human work to be. Other work will be the impeachment of certain police jus tices of this city, who for years past have given protection to repeaters and struck down the honest voters remorselessly. There has been no greater means of corruption in this city than our incompetent and unscrupulous police judges. We do not not say that all our police judges are incompetent or corrupt, but some of thorn have been the partners of Tweed in his vilest swindlings, and others have been known as the organizers of the repeaters, the con trollers of tho dishonest canvassers, and the companions of tho lowest classes in the city. It is high time that the portion of the judiciary which comes into most immediate conlact with tho groat body of citizens should be re formed. The coming Legislature will have plenty of work to do. Let us hope that it will ba pa triotic and unpartisan in its acts—that when it shall adjourn the people will be able to award it tho honor of having performed its duty faith fully, honestly, and justly. HONEST MEN IN COUNCIL. In Brooklyn, the people—that is, the honest men of both parties—are determined to crush out repeating and false counting. On Friday evening an immense meeting was held and a committee appointed to ferret out the frauds. A peculiarity of tho meeting was tho calm de termination which pervaded the proceedings throughout. There was no boisterousness in tho auditors, and tho orators avoided all in flammatory appeals. But any one who was present could see that all were in dead earnest. It is a cheering sign of the times that eminent Democrats and Republicans arc working earn estly together in so good a cause as that of municipal honesty and elective purity. When Democrats of the high character and known ability of Gen. Henry W. Slocum join heartily in the struggle for honest elections, we need have no fears as to which side will win the vic tory. In the speech which ho delivered—which though brief was ono of the best of the ovon ing—he uttered these truthful, patriotic sen timents Whenever it comes to the point that four or five men can elect our officers, in a back room, by themseives, character is worth nothing, and property becomes of little value you havo no hold on it. I believe every sensible Democrat will unite most earnestly and cordially with the people, who aro here assembled, to prosecute to the bitter end every man who has been en gaged in these frauds. The Legislature which is about to assemble is in sympathy with this meeting. I believe that it is composed, in tho main, of honest and good mon. Let us ask ol that Legislature to give us laws that will pre serve the pnr.ty of the ballot-box. For one, I say now, as 1 have always said, that you can not m&ke too stringent a Registry law to suit me. It would be belter to Compel every man in the city to the trouble of going to some place and registering his name a dozen times every year, than to have our rights stolen from us by having the ballot-box stuffed. For one, I will lilt my voice in favor of the most strin gent Registry law that can be enacted. Hav ing that we can have a pure ballot. Let us give this slight warning to speakers .at mootings like the one of which wo have been speak ng j Avoid as much as possible speaking of Democrat afid KeyllMjcan. Party feeling should have nothing whatever to do with pure elections. It is a fight of the law abiding, the intelligent, and the honest, against the law-breakers, the ignorant, and the corrupt. Stick to the main question, and do not insult your political opponents. A MATTER OF IMPORTANCE. On election day, Dr. Ed. C. Harwood, of No. 54 West Forty-ninth street, received a call to attend a woman named Ryan, whoso nose had been broken by her husband. Taking the necessary surgical instruments, he hurried to the woman’s residence, and was soon at work doing his utmost for her. The husband en tered the room and ordered the doctor to leave. He declined doing so until his work was finished. Ryan made an attack on the doctor, who succeeded in overpowering him. Afraid that the man might do further damage, as he was maddened by liquor, the doctor went in search of a policeman. On the case being stated to the first policeman he met, the officer refused to accompany tho physician to the house. Tho doctor then went in search of another policeman. Ho met one going to the polls to vote. On hearing the case, this po liceman at once accompanied the doctor to the house and arrested Ryan, who struggled fiercely, and the policeman was eventually compelled to obtain further assistance before he could take him to the station-house. This case raises a question which is of grave im portance. Should it not be the duty of a po liceman to give a physician protection in his healing work, whenever and wherever request ed to do so Suppose that an important ar tery of the woman referred to had been cut, tbo delay which the physician experienced in procuring police aid might have caused Ko. death. The policeman to whom Dr. Harwood first applied may have been following strictly tho “rules and regulations” of the depart ment, and no blame probably attaches to him; but the rules should be altered so that a phy sician could at any time demand the aid of the first policeman he found, no matter whether the policeman was compelled to go off his beat or not. It is seldom that physicians aro inter fered with when attending the sick or wound ed, but as such cases do occur, they should havo the privilege of summoning police aid wherever they can find it. We call the atten tion of the Police Commissioners to this case, and request of them, if the rules and regula tions” are defective, to amend them; and if tho rules are not at fault, to instruct the police that they must instantly obey a physician’s urgent call for protection when in the perform ance of his professional duties. “A Personal Favor.”—Just pre vious to election, a lawver named T. G. Shear man issued a circular calling upon Republicans, as “a personal favor” to himself, to vote against Francis C. Barlow. We have seen some pretty extensive exhibitions of cheek,” but not ono which would bear comparison with this request for personal favor.” Mr. Shear man evidently thinks himself a gentleman of surpassing Importance, and the elective fran chise a matter of but slight moment. Repub licans differ somewhat in opinion from Mr. Shearman, and the rousing majority which they havo given Francis C. Barlow is tbeir ex pression of contempt for tho man who could ask an intelligent body of men to cast their votes as a “personal favor.” Answering a Conundrum.—The lat est returns of Assemblymen elected givo the Republicans Ninety-eight, and the Democrats Thirty. In tho Senate, the Republicans have Twenty-four and the Democrats Eight. In the Republican count, we do not include the Reform Democrats who were elected from this city, and who will undoubtedly vote with the Re publicans on all measures of local reform. Tho city has been carried sweepingly against Tammany, not so much as one Alderman hav ing been elected. The people havo pretty ef fectively answered the Mayor’s conundrum; What will you do about it 1" The tho storm has blown over,” and that piratical craft, Tammany, lies a wreck on a lee shore. Most of tho officers are drowned, and the sailors are clinging to brok en spars, ncketty hen-coops, etc. The pilot— Peter B. Sweeny—desorted the ship before she was known to be a total wreck. SENSIBLE ACTION. We have rec-ivjd tho following sensible let ter from Aiderman Edward Welch. The senti ments ho utters aro those of the old-fashioned Democrats—tho men who led the party m tho days when local organizations had rights, and the foremost men sought office, not tor its emoluments, but its honor. Mr. Welch, al though a Tammany man, has never acquiesced in the high-handed measures adopted by the Ring: To the Editor of the N. Y. Dispatch As there is likely to be some confusion in tho pub lic mind relating to the next Board of Aidermen of this city, I desire to state publicly what my course shall be. The term of office for which I was elected Aiderman expires on the first Monday of January, 1872, at 12 o’clock, noon. My name, was among the list of candidates for Alderman on the regular Demo cratic ticket, voted at the last election. If I am officially declared elected, I shall expect to take my seat for the new term, and under no other circumstances shall Ido so. Ido not recognize the right of the Legislature to extend or abridge the term of any incumbent of an elective office; neither do I acknowledge its right to delegate the power to any official to appoint persons to fill what should be., and always nave been ,elective offices. Having always been, and expecting always to be, a Democrat, I cannot acquiesce in the Anti-Democratic doctrine of legislating persons into or out of office. I further hold that any charter for this or any other city should be submitted, before its adoption, to the 'people who are to be governed by it. Edward Welch, Alderman of City of New York. Where Did the Money Go Early in September we published the follow ing in our editorial columns, but have nover received the information sought. Can* the Committee of Seventy tell us about the $54,000 referred to? Defrauding the “Old Police.”—Last Win ter, Home $54,000 were appropriated to pay judgments which had been entered against the city of New York in favor of members of the Municipal Police—tbo police which was succeeded by the Metropolitan Police. We have asked several men who were members of the “old force” how much of the $54,000 had been received by them, and we have yet to discover tbo first individual who has been paid one red cent. We have always thought’the “old force” entitled to no pay, as they re volted against their legal head; but, as the money was appropriated to them, they should have received the amounts of their judgments. It is evident that there has been a swindle here, and some fortunate friend of Controller Connolly has kindly pocketed the $54,000 which belonged to the members of tho old Municipal Police. We may possibly bo able, in a short time, to discover the lucky fellow who was “in” with Controller Connolly in de frauding the people and the old force out of $54,000. P. H.—We received a note with the foregoing initials signed to it. We do not exactly understand what t le writer meant to convey; but wo gathered from one sentence that he or she was very sick and poor.” If tho writer will call at the Dispatch office and inquire for the editor, that amiable and ob liging gentleman will do his utmost to answer the conundrums which he couldn’t comprehond in the manuscript. If there is any one thing more than another on which ho prides himsolf, it is answering conundrums. Ho is the only man who ever answered tho conundrum which Adam propounded to Eve How many wells make a river?” He has tackled several of Okey Hall’s conundrums, overthrown them, and is still alive. Ho will bet his bottom dol lar or a throo-yoar-old standing collar, that ho can answer any and all of “P. H.’s” con undrums without fainting. Call and sea him. He is amiable when he isn’t angry, and never bites but when ho has ono of his bad spoils— bad spells in this case has no reference to de fective orthography. '.tit His Guardian Angel. —lt is’si every man who has a guardian angel in this world. Happy is he who possesses one. They are not rarer than koh-i-noor diamonds, but are infinitely more valuable. In the pres ent issue of the Dispatch wo give the begin ning of “Lucy Mavis; or, His Guardian An gel.” It is the story of a young man who did not journey through life without tripping, any more than you have, dear sir; but he did not go to ruin, for he had a guardian angel in a true and loving woman, who surrounded him with her pure love, and drew him back to walk in the straight path, merely through her deep, unselfish love. The story will be found one of the most charming love tales which we have ever printed. The Champion Law Mangler.— lf any of our citizens have a wish to see law mangled, justice defied, and poor men abused, let them attend a session of the Essex Market Court when the eminent ex-pork packer pre sides. Tho blind goddess never before pos sessed so extraordinary a minister. Bunsby was a child in profundity to the man,who, when he wags his head, the Tenth, Eleventh, Thir teenth, and Seventeeth Wards tremble to their inmost depths—especially in the neighborhood of Canal street. The Committee of Seventy are going to search into some neat little elec tion frauds which havo occurred in this police district. “Lot justice be done though pork should havo a fall.” Worthy of Credit.—ln the midst of the many attempts of the police in tho va rious Precincts to overawe the voters and pro tect repeaters, Capt. Davis (of the Tenth) and the men under him are entitled to credit for having manfully done their duty. Had the po lice of tho Tenth Precinct had the aid of a po lice judge honest and earnest in tho enforce ment of tho law. Koaox Mamet Prison would have been well filled with repeators. As it was, there was not in the city a Precinct freer from illegal voting than the Tenth. The credit of this is due to the Republicans who watched and challenged, to the Germans who would not be defrauded of thoir votes, and to the police cap tain, sergeants and men. It is stated that our expensive flower, Sweet Weelyum,” is packing his trunks preparatory to following his bosom friend, Garvey, to Switzerland. If Sweet Weelyum” will only take with him those gems of great price, Corson and Wilbour and Scott, he will do one thing for which the people will not reproach him. We think they are in a proper frame of mind to appreciate the grand scenery of that mountainous land. Switzer land presents this additional attraction there is no land where there are finer opportunities for any one anxious to commit suicide in a solitary way. The builders of this city have been muttering for a long timo past that Mr. Mac gregor has greatly oppressed them. We havo tried several times to get the facts, but the builders have stated that they were afraid, as Mr. Macgregor’s power was so great that he could ruin them. The builders need no longer be afraid. The power of tho Ring is gone, and the honest mon will not permit any part of our population to be oppressed or defrauded by officeholders. If Mr. Macgrogor has been guilty of the exactions with which ho is charged he is unfit to remain in office an hour. Messrs. Builders, tell us tho whole truth. To Correspondents.—Will corre spondents please remember that we must havo their names and addresses before we will no tice their communications We do not mean this to apply to those who ask us questions to be answered through our department of “Notes and Queries,” but those who write to us letters for publication. We cannot, of course, pay any attention to such communica tions unless the real name and address accom paniy it. Alaska wants population. Can’t our frightened Tammany friends be induced to go there There is a fine opening in that ter ritory for mon of their peculiar talents. They might succeed in stealing a little “lire from heaven” with which to heat it up. Judge Hilton is disgusted, and so he resigns. It gives us pleasure to witness such general resignation on tho part of tho Ring managers at the result of tba elootion. Next The Harlem Court House lias swal lowed up $273,000 of the people’s money, and the people have only got a foundation for their money. There is, also, foundation for a suit at law against Prince Hal Genet. By present appearances, “the family job” will prove a greater affliction to the family than was the ancient Job to his immediate relatives. Cork.—Our Irish readers will find Mr. D. J. Twohey’s article very readable. It gives a very interesting and cleverly-condensed history of Cork. Americans will, also, find it of interest, as Cork was the birth-place of that pure statesman and expert financier, Rich ard B. Connolly. ©iW ami smb. I A cotemporary says “The illus trated newspapers all have a portrait of the Grand Duke Alexis. The illustrated news paper which at this time does not have a pic ture of Alexis will lose at least one hundred thousand subscribers. The pictures are any thing but flattering to Alexis. He seems to be one of the kind of distinguished persons whoso greatness does not beam from the counten ance. He looks as though he might some time have been a dignified salesman in a ready-made clothing store; not many would take him for a prince, with the royal blood leaping in gorgeous magnificence through bis superior veins. Ho has a high forehead, but really is not sufficiently royal in appearance to satisfy the cravings of the great republican heart of this country. If his portraits are all. that they pretend to bo, it is to be feared that his friends will be largely disappointed in Alexis.” It is seldom that we find ourselves affected to tears by poetry. Wo bavo read “Enoch Arden,” without a snivel, listened to the lament about Poor Dog Tray,” and didn’t get up a sob, and have had “Home, Sweet Home” warbled to us by the lips of beauty without a tear-drop trickling down our ruddy cheek. But the simplicity, delicacy, and pathos of these few lines caused tears to well up from the bottom of our somewhat callous heart: When poor pa died and went to Heaven, What grief mamma endured I But, ah! that grief was soon assuaged, For pa he was insured; And when ma went there, oh, how funny i The office paid her all the money. A gushing writer says that “na ture’s choicest product is woman, and modesty being the interior fount that suffuses her with bloom ladyhood, as the consummate flower, the florescent acme of womanhood, a distilla tion from its superlatives, draws from this fount a perennial freshness.” Wo are con vinced that any man who doubts tbo truth of the writer’s remarks must boa lily-livered scoundrel, whom it would be the basest flat tery to call a villain of the deepest dye”—yes, it would be complimentary to call him a maroon colored wretch.” There is a public benefactor in Russia, and like public benefactors in other lands he does not receive the reward which is justly his due. This man’s benefaction to the public is a new method of killing criminals. His way is to tie the criminal, neck and heel, throw the slack of the rope over a hook, and then twist the body around until strangulation takes place. Will it be believed that the Em peror has not made the inventor a count, nor have the people presented him with numerous ducats Empires, like republics are some times ungrateful, A Boston p&per published the startling information: Bismarck has but two hairs on the top of his head, and they are gray.” Now, we don’t sec any thing very start ling in a man having two gray hairs on the top of his head. If ho had two hairs, of any color, growing out of the palm of his hand, qj out of an eye-ball, or out of a front tooth, we woulS bo astonished. But wo can’t be har rowed up by an old fraud like Bismarck, when we know plenty of men who have more than two gray hairs growing on the top of their heads, and we never knew any of them to be sorry for it. Notwithstanding that Chicago is in ashes, there doesn’t seem to be much weeping and wailing and gnashing of teeth. In fact the papers are as lively as ever. The other day the Post said: The first divorce suit since the fire has been entered, and we are once more a city.” And a few days after, the poet who does the pathetic for the Post, burst into the following grand ode A tinker and a tailor, A soldier and a sailor, A newspaper reporter who couldn’t get his pay; Bank messengers and tellers, And a host of other tellers. Are now carpenters and masons at §5 a day. The Chicago Republican is slightly sarcastic on insurance companies. It says When a man calls at an insurance office to pur chase a policy, he is regarded as a distinguished visitor, and treated accordingly. When ho re turns to tbo same establishment after the fire,’ to collect what is due to him, he is re garded as a poor relation; his questions are answered with insolence, and ho is given pretty loudly to understand that ho is a good deal of an intruder anyhow.” Saratoga boasts the latest gram matic peculiarity in the shape of a sign some where on Congress street, which reads as fol lows “Wood and Hay Sawed and Split.” Wo have inquired into this matter, and learn that the man who owns the sign saws and splits the hay in tho most effective manner. He has been known to split a bale of hay in a few min utes. He always uses a broad-ax in the oper ation. All fears for tho safety of his Im perial Highness, the Grand Duke Alexis, will be allayed when it is known that Prince Yakoff Sohakoiski is flag officer of the squadron, and that Peter Venokuruff, Jarif Moleisky, and Shepan Kusmin are along. His health is cared for by Dr. Alkabiron Pillkoffski, and his stom ach fed by the eminent cook, Jaughbreckeroff Vsutlumkowloof. An old traveler tells a pretty tough story about being lost in the woods with his dog, where he could find nothing to eat, and had to cut off the dog’s tail, which he boiled for himself, and afterward gave the dog the bone! We’d rather attempt to borrow SIOO from a Tammany politician than believe the story. An officer of the customs of East port, seeing a conspicuous-looking package be ing carried through one of the streets, one evening not long sincc y asked what the package contained. Nothing but swill,” said the in nocent carrier. Tho swill turned out to be an appropriate name for a cask of gin, which is. now the property of Uncle Sam. The Saralogiah seems to have a sort of horror of “dull” statistics, if the following circumlocution is any criterion “Just twenty-one years from to day ho will be able to vote. Oysters are good, but the boy is better. All are doing well. The birth is timed at 4:20 A. M. Eor further particulars we refer to Von An Antwerp, to whom we tender our congratulations.” Some fathers are too hard-hearted for any thing. A man scolded his twelvo-ycar old son fully five minutes the other day because the child used his (the father’s) best Sunday razor to open oysters with. We don’t see how the razor could hurt the oysters anyhow. “Indian Joe,” a Piute medicine man, well known among the whites, was stoned to death by his tribe, having failed to restore to health two sick Indians. Tho practice of medicine among the Indians evidently has its unpleasant features. Three hundred dollars for the other man and a wig for himself is what it costs the Knightstown (Ind. J husband for kiss ing a wife that does not belong to him. The Boston Post says “In New York they call red hair “Schenectady color” Schenectady being, as every one knows, a little beyond “Auburn," Here is a new field for rivalry: A Lanesville man, eighty-sevon years old, was born when his father was seventy-eight, and he wants to know if there is another man living whose father was born one hundred and sixty five years ago. A Michigan doctor, who was ar rested because his patient died, has been ao quited on tho ground that ho did the best he could, giving all tho medicines he knew tho names of. ELECTION FRAUDS. THE SWINDLING INSPECTORS AND CANVASSERS, Destroying Ballots and Count ing Out Candidate s. THE PERPETRATORS TO BE FERRETED OUT. The People Resolved That They Shall be Punished. THE POLICE AS A POLITItAL MACHINE. They Overawe Honest Voters, and Protect Repeaters. THE OFFENDERS MUST BE DISMISSED. A Warning for the Future to Dishonest Canvassers, Repeaters, and Partisan Policemen. That there were open and unblushing frauds per petrated in this city at the recent election.no one has the hardihood to deny. In the First Assembly District of this city, and in many of the election dis tricts of the Fourth Senatorial District, where Tweed and O’Donovan Rossa were running, there were per petrated the most UNBLUSHING AND BAREFACED FRAUDS in tbo interest of the Tammany candidates. Tam many inspectors, acting under instructions, and in the interest of their masters, openly destroyed Re form ballots, and substituted for them others bear ing the names of tho Tammany candidates. In tho Assembly districts where Thomas C. Fields and Alexander Frear ran, tho count in certain districts was kept back, in order that it might be known how much majority was needed, and when information was obtained, the count was then proceeded with, and In each case enough Tammany majority was re turned to insure the election of these two tricksters. In the Seventh Ward, although it has now consider able Garman population, Shandley canvassers re turned him over 6,000 votes, and gave Sigel but a trifle over 850. This is a manifest absurdity. THE FRAUDS IN THE TWO CITIES. Believing that the investigation of the frauds in this city and Brooklyn will occupy the attention of the Committees of Investigation for some time to come, and that the interest of the public, which has become fully aroused with reference to municipal frauds and corruption in the two cities, will centre for the time being on the investigations relative to the frauds at the recent elections, the Dispatch has concluded to give the fullest information concerning them it can obtain. The revelations that have been made are perfectly astounding, and show that in portions of this city, and in the greater part of Brooklyn, a slate of things exists fully as bad as in San Francisco before tho Vigilance Committee took hold of the matter and exerted a purifying influence in its own peculiar and forcible way. It seemed at one time as though that was the only remedy for the corruption that existed here. Our election has proved the contrary. The good people of Brooklyn are about to show that they do not propose to sit down tamely and submit to the frauds that were practiced by wholesale on Tuesday last. In the FIRS J gISIRICT, of this city, comprising the Ifrirst, Second, Third and Fifth Wards, the strongest attempts were made to elect Nicholas Muller, the Tammany candidate. Justice Hogan visited the Seventh and Eighth Elec tion Districts of tho First Ward, and saw ample evi dence of fraud. In the Seventh District, ho saw James Burns, the Tammany inspector, deliberately drop the Reform tickets, given him by voters, on tho floor, and substitute the Tammany ballots. In the Eighth District of tho samo Ward, ho saw Michael J. Cullen, tho Tammany inspector, do pre cisely the. same thing. He called the attention of others to these acts, and on their affidavits. Justice Hogan issued warrants for the arrest of the ballot box staffers. Capt. Cherry, commanding the police of the Twenty-seventh Precinct, refused to allow the warrants to be served on election day, and so tho fraud was continued until the close of the voting. Not only this, but after the polls closed, there was false counting. Nevertheless, in spito of this false voting and counting, James Healy, the Reform can didate for Assembly, beat his Tammany opponent by over five hundred majority. THE FRAUDS PERPETRATED BY TWEED’S FRIENDS, There is ample evidence that tho friends of Tweed were guilty of the most bare-faced frauds in many of the election districts. There is no question but that O’Donovan Rossa carried the First Ward, as well as the Second and Third, which were conceded to him. It is also claimed that a fair coubt in the Fourteenth Ward would show that Rossa had a majority. In the Fourth and Sixth Wards, tickets where Tweed’s name had been erased or pasted ovor wore counted for him. Along tho river front the ’longshoremen went almost solid for Rossa. Not ono in twenty of these votes were counted for him. In the Sixth and Seventh Wards the votes cast for Rossa were counted for Tweed. In districts where Rossa had a majority, his votes were transferred to Tweed, and a majority of hundreds given to the latter. In tho Second Elec tinn District of tho Fourth Ward, Dr. O’Grady, a friehd of Rossa’s, challenged a repeater, and was ihrust from the polling-place. He complained to the police, and was told to go home. In tho Tenth Elec tion District of the Seventh Ward. Michael Whalen, Chairman of tho Shandley Association, one of the Tammany Inspectors, was caught chewing up Re form ballots and spitting them on the floor. In this same district there were 501 votes polled for Register, and of these only two were counted for Sigel. Affi davits have been procured from thirty-five persons who voted for Sigel in this district alone. In tho Eleventh District of the Seventh Ward only one vote was counted for Sigel. The affidavits of twenty-five persons can be obtained that they voted for him. Hera, too, Rossa was given scarce 20votes. Throughout this Senatorial district there is ample evidence that the MOST ASTOUNDING FRAUDS were committed. The Republican watchers were overawed and driven from the polls, in order that these frauds might be consummated. Rossa has de termined to contest the election of Tweed, and with good prospects of success. Bossa was arrested at the polls on election day, when about to cast his vote, on the charge of not being a citizen. He was taken before a magistrate and at once discharged. Had the election and subsequent counting elsewhere throughout the city been conducted as it was in this district, the magnificent Reform victory and tho consequent smashing of tho Ring w®uld count for nothing. HOW THOMAS C. FIELDS WAS ELECTED. During the day, troops of laborers employed in the Central Park, were marshaled to the polls, un der the. leadership of foremen and others in the Park and on the Boulevards. Not this alone. In certain of the districts inspectors were appointed who could be depended on to return whatever ma jority might be required, was done. In this manner was* Hon. Horatio Seymour, a man against whose character nothing could be brought, beaten by a man as corrupt as Thomas C. Fields. This elec tion will bo contested by the Committee of Seventy. ALEXANDER FREAR CERTAIN TO BE RE JECTED. In spite of all the frauds that were perpetrated in tho interest of Alexander Frear, candidate for As sembly, he was elected by a majority of only 27. Enough frauds have already been unearthed to ren der it certain that he will be rejected by the incom ing Legislature. In the case of both Frear and Fields, the returns of certain districts were held back until the remainder could be heard from, and then the returns in these districts were so doctored as to return a plurality over all for the Tammany candidates. The election of these men does not help the Tammany Ring (what there is left of it) in tho slightest, but they will be rejected, nevertheless, in order to show that the ‘days of fraud are past. WHAT WILL BE DONE ABOUT IT. When the Ring were charged last Spring with their thefts, they insolently asked, “Well, what are you going to do about it?’’ Now, in view of these astounding frauds, the people ask what is to be done about it. The glorious triumph won in this city has shown our citizens what they can do when placed on their mettle, and a united effort is made by the friends of Reform. They have overthrown the cor rupt olig areby that have made this, city a hissing and by word of reproach throughout the civilized world for the past four or five years, and will insist on the most ample punishment being meted out to them. They also demand that these men who have been found openly violating the elective franchise, and endeavoring to negative the will of the people receive their just deserts. No fialf-way measures will be deemed Buffioieut- Sunday Edition. November 12 WHAT GEN. BARLOW FAVORS, The utterances of Maj-Gen. Francis C. Barlow, At torney-Goneral elect, is a fair indication of what the people will be satisfied with, and that alone. Speak ing of the election, he said it was impossible to exag gerate the importance of the great victory won at the polls in this City and State by the friends of Reform on Tuesday. Few, ho said, expected it to be so de cisive, and the most sanguine watchers of the elec tion returns on Tuesday night were overwhelmed by the evidences of the extent of the popular uprising against official corruption which came rapidly pour* ing in upon them. Since the great outburst of popu lar indignation on the 12th of April, 1861, there has been no like demonstration of the hidden virtue, courage and honesty_gf the people. There is no doubt, continued Gqd. Barlow, but that we can novi easily rid ourselves of all our corrupt officials, tha Mayor, the Commissioners officers and in the dif ferent municipal bureaux, the Judges of the City Courts and inferior Courts, in fact all the creations of the new charter can be, and will be abolished by legislative enactment. A new charter will be framed and an election will be ordered under it. The Judges of the highei courts, who are constitutional appointments, will bo reached through impeachment. Criminal proceed ings will be commenced against every man who is implicated in the city frauds. This can be relied upon. This, I take it, continued the general, is only the commencement of reform. If it is the end, then we have made a great deal ado about nothing. Tho people want those who have stolen their money sent to the State Prison, and the same evidence that caused the arrest of the thieves should be sufficient to indict them. WHOLESALE ARRESTS TO BE MADE. Affidavits are now being prepared, and when com pleted will be submitted to certain of the police jus tices. In these, specific charges will bo made against a large number of Tammany inspectors and canvassers, for stuffing tho ballot-boxes, substitut ing Tammany for Reform ballots, and destroying others. And these suits will bo pressed to a satis factory conclusion. Eor once, there seems to be a chance to secure tho conviction and scntenco oi these scoundrels. A committee of five, of which Abraham R. Lawrence, William H. Wickham, and Henry Clinton, three able lawyers, ono tho most prominent, meet every day at No. 25 Nassau street, and receive complaints and information. For on co, tho machine of justice is to bo in tho hands of lion* est men, and the culprits may well tremble. A COMMITTEE OF SEVENTY FOR BROOKLYN. Seeing the success that lias attended tho efforts of the Committee of Seventy in this city, the better class of the people of Brooklyn without distinction of party, have resolved to submit no longer to tho outrageous frauds that havo been perpetrated year after year by McLaughlin and others under his leadership. Efforts will be made to have the elec tion on Tuesday last set aside, on the ground of fraud, and a new ono ordered. A committee will bo ap pointed to confer with Governor Hoffman, after tho proofs of fraud have been collected* and there is no doubt but that he will comply with their request, and order a new election. Governor Hoffman is a fair-minded man, and is believed to sympathize with the Reform Democrats, under the lead of Tilden and Barrett, in this city, and Kalbfleisch, in Brooklyn. THE POLICE INTERFERING IN ELECTIONS. Charges have never, since the time of Mayor Wood, been so freely made against the Police of in terfering in tho election. Captain Ward, of the Twenty-second, and Captain Clinchy, of the Twenty third Precinct, and Sergeant Loonie, of the Eigh teenth Precinct, were openly charged before tha election with visiting saloon-keepers, and by iniimi dation endeavoring to compel them to support Gone! and Bradley for Senators. Loonie rendered himself especially obnoxious in this respect. Ho has been transferred since the election, it is understood at his own request, and Capt. Cameron reinstated in com mand. Whether or not the Commissioners will or der an investigation into these alleged infractions ol tho Police Rules is a question tho public would like to see settled. SPEEDY PUNISHMENT FOR THE OE THE PURITY OF THE BALLOT. A representative of the Dispatch yesterday called at the offices of Abraham R. Lawrence, Jr., at No. 25 Nassau street, and Henry Clinton, at No. 169 Broad way. Ho was assured that the work of preparing affidavits against those who had tampered with tha ballots on election day, and otherwise violated tho election lawa, was being proceeded with rapidly. For obvious reasons the affidavits taken cannot be made public as yet, nor the names of the alleged guilty parties. _ Tho entire plan of operations has been mapped out, and there is no question but that such punishment will bo meted out to the guilty ones as will make a repetition of the evils under which wo havejsuffered impossible for many a day# The affidavits thus far taken include charges against inspectors and canvassers of election for frauds in voting and counting the ballots, substituting Tam many ballots for Reform, and falsifying the count on election night. There are also COMPLAINTS AGAINST POLICEMEN for ejecting watchers who ware supplied with th<3 proper credentials, and who should havo boon pro tected in their desire to see a lair count instead of being thrust from the polling places. It is asserted there is ample evidence already in tha hands of tha Committee of Five to send a large number of per sons to State Prison, and the evidence is daily in creasing to such an extent that a considerable in crease of clerical force is deemed necessary. Every Ward in the city is represented in these complaints, and nearly every election district in some of the down-town Wards, comprising the Fourth Senatorial District. It is needless to say that in evory case in this district the frauds were committed in the inter est of Tweed. Should all tho persons against whom complaint is made be convicted, it will ba necessary to erect an addition to the Sing Sing Prison. SEEKING SAFETY IN FLIGHT. We have heard of a few cases of Tammany inspect* ors and canvassers, who were known to be guilty of fraud, who have sought safety in flight. It would not be surprising if many more were to follow their example. AFTER THE STORM. Tammany Swamped Beneatli tlie Waves ef lieform. What the “Ring’’ and the De feated Candidates are “Doing About It.” TWEED, SWEENY, HALL AND CONNOLLY. «How tli® Old Thing” Loofts for Bradley, Norton, Genet, Ledwith, and tha Smalisr Fry Politieians. Under all the reverses of political fortune, Tweed* like Dickens’, Mark Tapley is “jolly.” He told an interviewer that ho slept like a top, that politics never interferes with his digestion nor his rest, and his appearance verified tne truth of his statement. It was reported in an evening paper, on Wednesday, that he had taken passage for Europe on the Russia, and was actually seen on deck with telescope in hand taking a last look of the fast receding shores of his native land. But the next morning by means of some mysterious hocus pocus, he was at his desk as usual. Tha sensation news was too good to ba true. But MR. MARK TAPLEY TWEED will require all his philosophy and “jolity” to carry him through his trial shortly to come off for robbing the city treasury out of the millions he now has pos session of. MR. PETER “BRAINS” SWEENY, the Bismarck of the Tammany Ring, and the power behind the throne, has resigned his position in tha Board of Park Commissioners. His resignation waa written on election day, after he discovered the in evitable fate of Tammany and his brother-in-law, John J. Bradley, the City Chamberlain, who waa a candidate tor State Senator. It is now asserted that Mr. Sweeny’s active mind is already maturing a plan for Tammany to recover its lost power. Hia resignation is deemed to be “a ruse to divert the public attention from himself as a late member of the Ring.” The name of “Tammany” is to be ignored, and now leaders are to be elected, but Mr, Sweeny is to pull the vzires behind the scenes. Another report has it that he is to be arrested by the Bureau for the Correction of Municipal Cor ruption, they having discovered evidonce sufficient to warrant the arrest. Mr. O’Conor does not posi tively deny this, but simply says, “he had not au thorized any ono to circulate the report.” MR. CONNOLLY, tho late Controller, remains quietly in the back* ground, biding his time for a new deal of cards. Pecuniarily, ho can stand it if he never comes to tha surface again. He is said to boa particular friend of Jimmy O’Brien, who beat Bradley for State Senator. Jimmy is now looming high up in the political hori zon, and stanch a good chance for future, prefer- OF MAYOR HALL, no one his anything to say. He is left high and drj on a sand bar, where ho will remain and amusa himself with his horrid puns until the next freshet sweeps him forever beneath the waters of political oblivion. The great Triumvirate of the Tammany Bing thus being disposed of, the small fry who havo not been landed are swimming in shallow water. THUNDERBOLT NORTON got hla aulotua by 4.374 majority, go twod ovary