Troublo nt Twenty. Doos tlils eccm strango to you, my own bcst fricnil, That I, who ycsteiday r.ito back liko no Too surely lnpslng to tho Htrngglo'B cntl, To-day cnn draw dwn rapturo from tho sun, And drink tho blnzing bltio abnvo mv head. And flx my Biglit upon tho thicl;-ride;ed hllln, Till thoir Biiia-cnicly-Htrcngtlicninir bcauly illls My heart and fllrikim a spring into my trcail? My youtli haB rison up in mo lilco a sea, To swell abovo tho falnting want of hlm Whoso faco and lifo nnd lovo aro far from mo And on tbiH Bca a Bbort switt whilo I swim I lcft liiH pictmo un-luoiiKht-forlh to-day, Tlio bettcr to bar ont tho blanlc of lifo Without him yielding youtli an cvenor Btiifo With ttorrow and casual victory by tlie way Has como to youtli. This thing but fcebly comofi, Tliin Btrcngtb to east nsido tlio knawiug pain j Forswiltand emddon a burning clinniBlmms, And wliclniH tlio Bhort rcsistanoo of invbrain And off I mnli, and Bct tho trcmbllng koy Within tho loelr, and Biiatch tho picturo ont, And drink tho light tho fcatmos sliod about, Aiidlmg tho banisliod pain agnin to mo, You bco mo now with rapid foot, and eyea That lalto tho buii'h bread laugh and' laugli it back But all too fioon tho wcakncHs will ariso ffcak wish to strilto anowthotoilsomotrack Tho danco will Ily my fcut, tlio light will fall Out of my oycB, and I nhall fctch in hasto His faco onco morc, and hold thc pain cm bracod Tho prccious pain. tho woret, best thing of all, NINETTE, THE QUEEN OF TIIE KISO. Tlie managcr had tcndercd tho scrviccs of tlio company for a bcnclit to a hospital which nceded lunds, and tlicro was cvery prospcct of a fashionable, as well as a crowdcd house. Nincttc, our cqucsttian quecn, liad cntcrcd moro fully into tlio spirit of tlie sccne tlian any of us, although wo were all morc tlian anxious to makc thc .ill'nir a great success. How I lovcd Ninetto! So oddly, too, tliat sonietimes my own love almost be wildcrcd mi'; its persistcncy having no hopo in it, yct its hopelessness having no dcspair. It was a love tliat never was jnovcd liy her indiHeience or scorn, nnd novcr weakencd by her contempt. Sho was pi'oud of her owu bcauty and of hcr powcr over us all, and sho novcr attcmpted to liide this ncvcr doniincerinK over tlie female jicrformcra, who were all oldcr and plainer tlian herself, bnt doinincering most despotically over evcry malo pcrformcr in tlie circus. l!ut she did it so prcttily and bewitcliingly tliat 1 was not tlie only onc who liad laid his love at lier fect to be tramplcd on at lier girlish plcasui'c. I liad but poor henlth tlien, and tliis was onc source of Ninettc's mcrry sarcam. We movcd into thc dimly-lighted build ing which surroundcd thc tent, and looked in at tlie perfonnance. Tlie circus is crowdcd," Ninetto whis pered, as shp sauntercd ont with me. 1 hardly evcr renieinber our having sucli a crowd, Ricardo." And I liope wc never shall have it again," I pautcd, unlmttoning my coat. "Thc place is stilling." Oh, I liopc we shall," sho laughed, mcrrily; "I should like to see hundreds turned away from tlie doors, and no room lcft inside even for onc eliild morc." 1 wcnt into thc ring amid tho deafening applauso of thc crowd, and, bowingslightly, walkcd coolly across tlie ring. I Iheught nothing of thc mass of faces ri.-ing in rows, but I rcmembered that Ninette could see mc, and that she liad said I was hclping in a good cause. I felt that I had performcd as l had hardly ever performcd before, and the long applauso was again and agaiu renewed as I lcft thc ring. What would Ninette say Would she congratulate me? PasMiig through the dimly-lightcd building outside the tent, where thc horses waited, I caugbtsightof two (iguresstand ing asidc in thc shadow Ninette and a gentleman, an army olliccr wliom I had mct that morning talking low nnd ear nestly. I had often notiecd him in tlie circus and noticed his cvidnnt admiration of Ninette, nill I had novcr sccn him out there among us before, and I started as 1 came up to them in the gloom. Ninette carclesoly tumed licr eyes upon me for a moment, tlien wcnt on. talking; coquet tishly nnd llippantly it scemcd to me. 1 took her horse from the nian who was bringing it fonvard, and inyself led it toward hcr. Are you rcady, Mlle. Ninette I asked, my voice troinbling against my will. "llcady? WhyV she inquired, with blow contempt. Allow me. 0, pray allow nic, Jlade moiselle," oxclaimed the stranger, starting forward. And Ninette, &niiling, put licr foot into his hand. Seating hcreelf in tho saddle with the utmost case, she carelcssly, as it secmed, backed Black llawk against me. Signor Ilicardo," slie said, haughtilj', is this the spot where the gcntlcnicn of our company usually rest bctwecn thcir cxerciscs in the ring?" An ironical answer rose to my lips, but I withheld thc words. Stand back, if j-ou plcase, Signor. Must you nhvays followme'? always haunt me Stand back." With a quick chango of voico and abright slry smile. she bent to take ber little gildcd whip as tlio ofliccr handed it to her. Thanks, Monicur lc Capitainc." And whilo she bent gracofully, and socmcd to be only stroking the neck of the splendid black horse, she reined him in, skillfully and imperceptibly, until he touchcd my Bhoulder. I turncd away without answering and for the lirst time Ninette jierformed with out my eyes following hcr graceful motions. The strange gentleman moved to tlie open ing into the tent, but when she rode back, flushed and triunipliant after her success. 1 I 1 r. i 1 iic came iorwam again cageriy. siie drew up her lissome little iigure witli a dash of odd pridc, nnd turning Ulack llawk ranidlv aside, sprang to the pround unasiistcfi. Her nart was nlayed for that nicrlit. and. whilo ta loud clapping within was con tinued, she walkcd slowly out into thc darkness her long crimson habit over her arm, hcr little cap ptishcd from hcr bright, excited face, and her eyes raised to the young officer who walkcd beside hcr. Ai'ter that, idl is a burning confnsion in my brain until onc cvcning when 1 awoko to consciousness in the hospital for which I had becn performing, and hcard the physi cians (who had seen mc fall, and had at tended pityingly upon mc cversince) whis pcr that all would be wcll in time. Kicardo, dcarfellow," said the manager, coming forward softlr, and bending to whisper to mc, Thank (iod all will be wcll. Tlio worst is over." I hardly know when the knowledge dawncd upon me, or how but as I hy there my old companions clustering round mo 1 knew that 1 had performcd among them for tho last time. I knew that life had niost wondeifully and mercifully been sparcd mc but that I sliould never walk again. I do not rememberth?tthcknovl edgc came with any sharp or bittcr pain I think it was a quiet, hopeless conyiction from the first. Tliey had givcn mcasmall room in tho hospital to myself; partly to sparo othcrs thc sight of my sutfbrinp; partly, pcrhaps, because I had hurt inyself in their cause. So the days and nights passed on and slowly, slowly brougbt me a little ea?e at Ono moraing Monsieur, cntering my room with a brighter faco than usual, told mo Nino'to had como to mjo mo. I felt tho blood rush into my wan faco iw I took hcr littlo warm hand in both my own. Oh you aro so much bettcr, Ricavdo," sho said, her small lips trembling a little ftq ltn lnrtt'Ad nl mrv Wa olinll tnnn linvn you back in your placo among us." 1 shook my head slowly. Never again, Ninette." Why?" she asked in feigned astonMi ment. I shall ncvcr walk again anywherc, I think, Ninette; certainly noton tho vibrat ing wirc. I know I must be a bo lamo all my lifo; and T'm trying, as I lio hero, to gct accustomed to tho thought, and to feel prepared." "No! no fiho cricd, quiekly. "Don't try to get accustomed to it, Ilicardo. Try to think of getting wcll, and that will help you to do so." Will it Thcn I will try," I answcicd, struggling with my sadncss. When do you leave hero "Leavo hero? 0, I don't know. Not till you are well, I sliould think. WTy, Ilicardo," she added, as I sinilcd incredu lously, "dont you know tliat to-night wo aro all going to perform for j-our bcnclit? You've not hcard, you say Why, wliat has ironsicur found to ta'lk to you about, then, for he talks to mc of notliinjr clse? 1 wish I could havc brought you onc of tno cnormous bills, licailcu Jticairios Uencfit,' in letters as large as inyself. You nlway.s were (ond of reading your own namc in tho bills, wcrcn't you Ycs with yours,"Ianswcred, intently watching tho bright face. Wcll, you would havo pecn niine, too, to-day, in letters almost larger, for l'ni going to ride." Of course," I answcrcd, with a faint Binilo, whilo I wondcrcd a little at thc sudden change in her voice. What audi enco would tlicro be if you did not, Ni nette?" None," she laughed. You must wish me succcss befoie I go away. JJut here's Monsieur como to dismiss me. I've bccn tclling Signor Ilicardo," sho addcd, as- tho managcr joined us, various particulars of his beneiit. How very willing we all give our servires. How all tho town is patron izing us." "And did sho tell you." asked Mon sieur, with n plca?ed and cxcitcd look, "how 1 od'crcd to doublc tho price of admssion if anyonc would promise a nov clty and how she herself imniediatcly iiropo'cd to iierform her Moorish feat I'll sliow you onc of thc handbills. Heie it is: "M.lle. Ninette, thc cqucstrian qucen, on her magnificent stccd llUtck Hairk, wi 1 1) "0, no, i! you must not lct hcr," I cxclaimed, in hasty fear. Oh Monsieur, it is niost rash and dangerous." Monsieur smiled as he put the handbill back Into his pocket, and Ninette arosc with a vexed glance aeross at him. Po forbid lier to do this," I cried again. "Mlle. Nincttc is such a suporb horsc wonian," tho manager said, "that if she fcels she can accomplish it safely and bril liantly, I fecl it too. And it will make to-niglit's jierfnnnance an unrivalcd success. She has done it before, you know; and a gorgcous and unprccedented triumph it was." H is a williulriskingof life," I falteicd, tho tcars starting in my wcakness. "1 shall be miserable." I shall not," laughed Monsieur, rising. "I have too much confidcnco in Ninette." Don't think about it at all, Ilicardo," Ninette said, giving nie her hand as she prepared to leave. "I sliould never havc told you myself, because 1 know how invalids worry themselvcs about the safest and most trilling things. I havc made up my mind to do it, and lilack Ilaick under stands that same entircly." "Oh! do not veniurc it, Ninette," I whispcred, appealing to her in bittcr car nestncps. Say j-ou will not." No for I musl," she answered, laugh ing lightly, though she .poke with odd, sicauy quieincss. Thcn I covcred my eyes with mv feeble liands, and lct the tears (low on. "1 shall como in and seeyou before the pcrformance," Ninette said, after a little dismal jause. Will you, Ninette I asked eagcrly. as 1 battlcd with my cowardice. ''Will you conie in jnst as you go 1 hardly know about that," she an swered, with a quaint, shy smile. Monsieur had lcft tho rcom then, and Ninetto was standing opposito me, about to follow him. "Ninette," I said, slowly, as I feasted my eyes on her sweet face," "when I saw you first you wore an old black habit, quite rusty, I remember; and you had a hat in your hand, with a long scarlet pluine almost touching the ground. And how ever I have seen you sincc, you havo al wa. s bccn to mc as you were that day and you always will he, dear." "I renicnibcr tliat old vclvet habit," she laughed It is a superanuated aiticle now; and what did you think ofme then, Ilicardo "Just what I think now." She laughed again, but herstcp was so!t and lingering when she lcft me. Until cvcning I lay and thought of hcr picturing the beautiful little figure that would como to me in its gorgcous theatri cal dress. The twilight glidcd slowly in to my silent room, and thcn I lay and lis tencd breathlessly, forl knew she must eoine soon now. Yet so noiselessly she cntered at last that even my waiting cars could scarcely catch the light step. With out a word she shut thc door beliind her. Then she stood lookingat mo; her red lips parted with an irrepressible smile, and her eyes brimming over with fun. But she was clad in no gay, unusual drcss; she stood there holding up in one hand the old black habit from the other dangled the little hat with its scarlet pluine; and her head was only crowncd with its bright, fair curls. "Ninette," I said, breaking my wonder- mg silence, "sccmg you so, l feel a. if, through all the years that I lie helpless. I could drcani that you have been to me all that I wildly dreamed you might be when I saw you so for the lirst time. Thank you for coming as you arc but you will have to change your drcss again, you ridc in such a diHercnt costunie." The color rushcd to hcr chceks, and her eyes grew hot and dark. ''Ycs, very difTerent; but cannot you think of me always as you sce mc now, Ilicardo as you saw me first? Tho peo ple arc passing the hospital gates in crowds" she wcnt on tnrning and Iooking through thc window I expect a fuller houf e than we over had in Kngland. It is for your sake, Signor." I wish I thought so," I said very earn cstly; I wish I did not know thcy go to seo your wild nnd 'daring lenp, Ninette. How tcrriblo it will be to witness for those who lovo you She laughed a low, quick laugli, but did not turn tome. You aro thijtking of Captain Attcndant, I darc say, Ricardo? But you nccd not, for I havc never spokcn to him smco thc night you fell and I never shall again." A wild, proud joy sprang up in my heart. Ninetto," I cried, ''mydarling, turn your face to me. I am so helpless hero, and shall so soon losc tho face I love. Como to me for these few precious moments" Very gently she came up to me, nnd laid her cool hand on my forehead. Sho bent her head, and as I laid my weak fingers on tho soft curls, one deep sob shook the little kneeling figure, but when sho roso hcr eyes wcro very bright beliind their glistening lashcs. Sho did not say a word of farowell to me. With n sttangc, brave, struggling smilo, which would havo vanishcd with n word. sho hcs itated a moment her chceks fluslilng, and licr lips wistful. Thcn quito suddenly, with just the slight gcsturo with which sho iieknowlcdged the plaudits of tho crowd, slie left mo. I lay and listcncd as thc caninges rollcd past the inflnnaiy gates; and prescntly, across thc river, I could hear oui' own bnmi strike up inerrily. I could follow in fancy the wholc pcrformance as I lay with tho programme bcforo me, and the well-known airs to guiile mo. At last, with a quickcn ed beatins; of my heart, 1 felt that tho timo was como for Ninctte'a aiipenrance. I know tho very tune with Avhicli theband would greet her. Ah there it was but diowncdalmnst inaloud prolougcd applause Then knowing sho was pcrfoi ining I lay tlicro quivciing in evcry limb. It was just as ono of tho hospital physi cians and a nurse came into my room, that a great shout rose on tho other sido of tho river, and rollcd joyously across to me. My blood burncd in my veins, "That is to grcct her after her lenp," 1 said, spcaking aloud and rapidly in my in tenso relief. Thank God; it ii over." I, too, am glad it is over," said tho physician gravcly; "such a feat sliould novcr havo been nttcinpted." And yet cvery one has gono to sce it," I nnswered, passiouately, as the nurse tmn ed my pillow. Why did they encourago her "Such things would be dono in any case," he answered, "nt lcast we judgeso; though pcrhaps wc do not try it for cer tainly evcry ons has gone to sce this leap to night; all our own household, like evcry onc clse's. Yet how can wo help disap proving such a dangerous act, performcd too by a young and beautiful girl, wliose lifo must be onc long temptationtodisplay if to nothing worse Listen 1 cried, in sudden terror, pushing away the nurse, and starting up with panting bieath, Did the band stoji then suddenly Hark it is all silent." I remember faltering incoheront nppcals to be takcii to tho circus and I remem ber how they tried to sootlie mc, lay ing me back upon tho bcd, and diawing dowii the blind before my wild and staring eyes. But in that hush aciots the river 1 knew that T had had my death blow. They brought mo no tidings fnr days, They kcpt mo in darkness within and without. llut when at last my brain was calm again, and my eyes had lost their ret less fever, they told mc some few particu lars of that fcarful night. Ninetto had performcd her daimtlcss feat with dauntless success. Whilo she stood daintily upon his neck, Black llawk took his leap smoothly and safely. But tho astonishcd crowd had not been sU- ficd with this; with a pcrsistent cry they liad summoned her again; and siimmoned her in my namc. "As the seats for to-night have been taken at doublc price," she had said laugh ingly, to Monsieur, "1 owo tho audiciice a doublc appearancc." And so sho had riddcn in again tri umphantly, and springing lightly upon tlie neck of hcr horse, had prepared agaiu for her wonderful leap. Thcn came the hush though no one over could tell mo exactly how it had oc currcd scme saying Ninetto was uuusu nlly cxcitcd by her brilliant feat; and some that she was tiied. Sho fell fell with a light, sudden fall, which would not havc hurt lier, pcrhaps, but that hcr tcm- ple struck tlie boards which scparatcd tho front rnw of spcctators from the ring. Thank God that Iheie had becn nostrug gle! There was onc deep red stain upon the soft, fair curls but no anguish on the young dcad face when they lil'ted it so gently. In thc rare, sweet dreanis which vUit mc as I lie hcre, 1 always scc Ninetto just as I saw her first just as I saw her iast. And when I awake, I am almost glad to see, in thc faccs round me, that tlie time is drawing very near when I slmll see her oncc again Lomhu Sotirtj. Thc liiitc (icii. Andcrson. Qciipral llobert Andorsou died nt Nieo, Frnnco. Ho had gono from Yonoy to Nieo about thrco wecks ngo, hoping to roeeivo benefit from tlio chnuge. His fumily wcro with him. His roniniiis will bo brought by tho United Stutes vos.sel Guerricro to this country for intenncnt. Genoral llobert Andcrson has oceupied n prominont jiosition in tho history of Amoricii, nnd tho nows of his doath 'will bo reccivcd throughout tho eonntry witli nnfoigned rcgrct. Ho wns born in Kcn tucky in 1800, graduated nt West I'oint in 182.), nnd ou the first of .Tuly in thnt yenr reccivcd ms nrst comnussion ns brovetsccond licutonnnt of Seeond Artil lery. During tho Black Hnwk war he wns inspcctor-gencrnl of tho Illinois voluntccrs. In 1835-37 llobert Andcr son wns assistnnt instructor nnd inspec tor of tho West I'oint MilifnryAcademy, and during tho Indinn wnr in Florida ho wns nide-do enmp to Clcncrnl Seott. For his succcssful conduct in tho Florida wnr he receivcd, in August, 1838, tho rank of brcvet captain. Ho nccompiinicdCiPiicral Scott through tho Moxicnn wnr until thc fall of the City of Moxico, pnrticulnrly distingiiishing himself nt tho bnttlc o'f El Molino del lloy. His giillant nnd nicritorious coruluct on this occnsion wns rownrded by his promotion ou thc 8th of Sejitcnibcr, 1817, to tho rank of brevot major. When Fort Suniter wns built iMnjor Andcrson was nppointed com mander of it nnd of all tho works round Chnrlcston nnd for his defcnco of this port wns immcdintely promoted to tho rank of brigndier-goneral, nnd ordercd to tho Dopartmont of Ivcntucky. Hcre hisjienlth fuiliug him ho wns obliged to rctiro from nctivo service. Hc grow gradnnlly moro nnd moro feeblo until, bcing ndviscd to lcnve his homo nnd tiT thc cfl'ect of ehnngc of nir nnd sccnp. he wcnt to Frnncc, whoio, ns tho nbove dcsjintch informsus, holingorcd until hc died, A .Si.vouLAit AcciDnNT. A curious nnd soniowhnt stnrtling nccidcnt oeeurred in Brooklyn.N. Y. An ordinury rnngo boilcr burst nnd tho hot wntor very badlyscald ed n lady nnd scvcrnl childicn who wcro in tho kitchen. On exnminntion thc boilcr wns found to bo very thin. riumbers hnvo bccn in thc ln.bit of ro lircscntiug that this class of boilcrs, or, moro properly spcaking, hot wntor rcscr voirs might collnpso from n dcfectivo supply of wntor, but could not cxplodo a thcnry under which thousnnds of fnmilies havo rcstcd in confiding sccurity. Tho prescnt instunco is fatal to tliis uotion of tho constitution of rnngo boil crs, nnd it is to bo hoped thnt it will bo carci'nlly invcstigated. Nothing would ndd moro to tho discomfort of tho nvernge Amcricnn household thnn n lurking suspicion concorning tho snfety of its kitchen, especinlly if tho suspicion Bhould gnin nccess to tho minds of tho nlready unrcliablo cook and Inundrcss. National Dedts. Tho debts of nll tho stntes nnd kingdoms of Europo, ns nenrly ns cnn bo learncd, nt tho prcsent timo, including tho rccent incrcnsc in Frnncq, umount in nll to 2,500,000,000, or nearly $12,500,000,000, The debtof thc United Stateson tho lst of September, 1871, less cash in thoTrcnsury, wns 2,174,000,000; mnkjng n total of 11,77-1,000,000. Tlio Kvcrglmlcs (r Florldn. Tho Evorglndes aro just n submerged. prnjrie, nnd thoy oxhibit tlio mannor in Avhieli tlio groat Wnstorn prairios woro formcil. JJniin tho Evcrglndos, (it could bo dono,) nnd tho prcsent islnnds would w hills. fhibmergo n pmii'ie, nnd itn bills would bccomo islnnda. No trco is found on tho Everghulcs, becauso they nvo ('onstaiitly eoveral with wntor; no trcps aro found on tho prairipn, because llmy woro long eovored wntor. Timo will como when this vaat plnin will bo olenr of wulcr, nnd thcn wo slmll havo u lnrgo surfncp, liko tlio prniries, clenr of trees, nnd titted i'or cultivntion hy innii. In theso littlo Evci7lade iRlandn tho pahn llourishcs, nnd nlso tho orange nnd overy ofhor trco of Florida Thc cnstcr-oil plant grows up to bo n lnrgo froo of Hcvcrnl ycars' lifo. Tlie nrrow- root nnd swcot-potnto patchoR moroly ro quiro thnt stirring of tho ground neces sary in rcraoving tho fnll-grown roots to eause tho youngor ones togvow aiulkcop on growiug. It is really not ncccssnry to pinnt moro thnn onco. It is n lnsiy nmn's paradisc. No womler tho Indiiins wcro unwilling to movo to tlio West it wixn not tho graves of thoir fntlicrs thoy wcro unwilling to leavo, it was their polato and pumpkin patehes. Thcir pumikin is small, round and sweet thoy out it open, put in n rnccoon or opossum, eover it witli nshes nnd bnko it in tho firo. Tho huntors think it n fiuperb dish. Anothcr plnn is to tako n lish just ofl'tho hook, nnd without Kcnling or elenning, wrap it up in green leaves and buko it in tho samo wny. Hunters uso n wot uowspapor. It is ilono whon, if you teur a jiicco of tho wrnpping, tho slcin nnd scales como ofV with it. You tcar ofl" skin nnd wrnpping irom ono sido, nnd ont tlio ilesh, turn it over nnd cnt tho othor. nnd tbrow boncs nnd insidonwny. Indians in small numbers nro still found nonr tho Evergladps. Thoy do not liko tho whites, uro not socinblo, but tlicro is n talismnn that will movo them out of stoieism into cordiality, thcro is a sosaino thnt will onon an Indiau's licnrt nnd iiioulli, nnd thnt is whisky. Thoy aro tho only savngcs who luivo novcr invcntcd nn intoxicnting liquor of thoir own. Their only iden of civiliza- tion is to gct drunk. liido into thoir own eonntry, put up with n Chief, givo him whisky nnd promiso hiui moro, nnd ho nnd his nro nt your scrvico so long ns your whisky lasts. What Mon Imvc JHcd for. duelnboutndog;ColonelIlamsevinoiio nbout n servant Mt. Fpntliprs'tono in ono nbout n rccruit Sterno's fnthor in uoiouei .Montgomery wus snot in a ono nbout a gooso nnd nnotlier gontlc mnn in ono nbout nn ncro of nnchovios ono olliccr wns challenged for moroly nsking his opponent to onjoy tho seeond goblct nnd nnothor was eomiK'lled to light about n iiineli of snufV; Gpnernl Uarry was d.nlleimcd bv a Cantain Hmitb for deelining wino nt dinuer on a stcam boat, although tho Qcnornl lind plcndod ns nn cxcusc tliat wino nivarinmy mndo him siek; nnd Licutonnnt Cowther lost his lifo in n duel bccauso ho wns refuscd iidmittanep to n club of pigoon shootors. lu 1777 n ducl oeeurred in Now York city, betweou Licutonnnt Fpatliprstone- 1 1 ..f Jl Mil t -r-.-i iinngii, oi ino (oui, nnuuiptnin Jicl'Uer son, oi tho 12d British regimcnt, in ro- gard to tho mnnnor of oating un our of corii, onc confcnding that tho best eat- ing wns from tho cob nnd tho other tliat tlio grain sliould bo cnt off from tho cob Dclorocanng. IjiPutenantFeatliorstone liaugli lost 1ns nglil nrm, tho ball from his untngonisl s mstol nhnttcrinir tlio limb drcndfully, so niueh so that it had toboamputitlod. nrnhnm, Major Noah's nssistaul cditor on tho Nntioniil Advocitte, lost his lifo in 1S27, at tho duelling1 ground ul Ilolmkon, with Barton, tlio j sou-in-iaw oi jyuvum tjivingston, m n I 1 1.' 1 V L 1 1 1 1 Minpio (uspme anoiu "wnat wns trumps m ii gmno oi cards. How Titr.Y Fixr.i) nut. Albany stnrt-1 drawn in by ono of tho party in n stato cd n pooiiliar kind of a rclief fund n fow 1 of cntnnglciiK'iit very trying to ono's p:i days sincc, nnd tho rcceipt of which tience. 'L'his tho old salt very nppro is likcly to nd'ord any thing bnt satisfao-, printely denominatcs (piilting.'" Oirc tion to tho rccipiont. It nppoars that n 1 1 drow'in a fish nnd wns nbout to stnkc gpntlcnmn was requpsted to contributc him off into my barrel when I found something lo tho Chicago fund. At i that both my 'neighbors' hnes wcro lirst hc called thc fund n swindlo nnd j wotind spcurcly nround thc tnil of thc then gavo ton dollars. Tho exehimntion I Jlsli, which cuused n strong tcndeney wns moroly u hasty onc, nnd tlio gcntlc-1 townrds thc ncxt barrel. IJotweon us nian cvidently belongs to thnt class of both tho poor maekerel had a hnrd timo pcrsoiis who always grumblc, nlthough of it, for it wns not until wo cut off his possessi'd of tho kinde.st intontions. But tnil thnt mv fripnds' linns would o-i vn nn mark his punishment. His hnrd criti-; eisni was mndo pumic by nn cvcning journni, nmi penny contrihiitions wcrci called for to rcimburso him in his un-! willincr outlnv. Thc nvniH. tlmt i ponnicscamc pouring in from nll pnrts gists of tlio prcsent day thnt tho ngo of of ho city, county nnd s'jito. As soon our globo rcuehcs seorcs und even hun ns tho thousiiudtli nenny vrus receivcd i dvnl nf miiHnnq nf ,'i innn. tlio wholo sum was put up in n paekngc nnd sent to tho gcntleman's odice. Worso punishment is rarely iriflietcd for a hasty word. Ilnxs i.v FiiACj: of Dons. Thcro is hardly a family that does not throw nway onough tablo seraps to kecp ut least a dozcn hcns and many thntkeop a nuisnueo in the shnpo of a dog, thnt does no good, but costs moro thnn n dozcn good hcns. Ono dog in n neigh borhood is gencrally n groater troublo to tho neighbors than n floek of hcns would bo; for if hcns arc wcll focd nt honic, thoy will rnrcly go nway. But who oycr saw n dog thnt was not a pcst, run nnig ncross thc ncwly madc gardcn, nnd sticking his noso into everything. Kill offcursuud give tho foodto'tho hons,nnd you will lind pleasuro as well ns proflt in so doing. Wo wish tlicro wns n. tnx of 8100 on evcry dog kcpt in tho eonntry. Theso thnt nro of vnluc ns wntch dog's, could bo retnincd, whilo tho liost of snnrling, dirty curs would givo plnco to somo morc usefnl nnd less troublesomo pet. Litioation. A cnso ilnstrnting litign tion hns just been concluded in n Mnssn chusctfs court. Four ycnrs ngo two ladies wcro riding with nbout n dozcn othcrs in n four-liorso conch, on n pic nic cxcursion in Ashfiold, whon n de fcctivo bridgo gavo wny nnd prccipitated tho tcnm, with tho passcngcrs, somo twclvo feet into the stream bclow. Both ladios wore injurod. Tho dofect in tho bridgo nnd tlie linbility of tho town secmed undoublcd. Ono of tho lndics offorcd to scttlo for 1,500, but tho selectmcn refuscd. Thc ninttcr wcnt in to court, nnd now after four ycars of litigation thc town is mulctcd in tho j sum of 10,135, nnd must besidcs pny n lnrgo bill of costs for thcir own wit-, ncsscs. An ingcnious wifo in Dcs Moines, nfllictcd with n snoring husband, hasn gutta-pcrehn pipe, with cube-shaped cnds ono sho puts over his noso and nioutli, nnd tho other over his ears thns hc consumcs his own noisc, as a Rtovo does its smokc, and wnkes up in stantly. Wealtii. Tho following figurcs show tho wealth of somo New York pcoplo: Cornclius Ynndcrbilt, 25,000,000; AIcx nndcr T. Stewnrt, 20,000,000 Willinm B. Astor, 10,000,000; William M. Twocd, 12,000,000; Gcorgo Law, 5,000,000; Dnuiel Drow, 3,000,000. It issnid that tholntcniational Socicty isnlarminK tho Enronpnn nionnrebs. Prussin nnd Austria bcing in n j avtic-j uiar nuiTy nuout u, A ChlucHO llatlle. In Singnporc, snys n lato papor of that placo, n great numbcr of Chinainon suddanly fillcd tho strcots. Thcro must havo becn n thousand of them, rusbiiig ulong from tho direotion of North Ikidgo road, in rogular rnnks, four to six dcop, nrined with spcars nnd swords. 'J'hey woro in rogulnr Chinoso llghting trim, imked to tlio wnist thoir tnils woro lightly eoiled round thcir hends, nnd their speurs ut thcir hips, rcndy for tho clinrgo und somo woro ono, somo two Rwords, sluck in their wnist-eloths, thoy ruHhed stcailily on, nt tho doublc nuick. Tlicro wcro scvcrnl consnicnous loadnifl iiinniug nloimpido the niiiin body, urmed with only n sword in ono lmnd, nnd u handkcrchiof or pieco of clotll in tho ntbnr. with wbii'b thov r'avn signnls for ndvnnco or rctreat, ctc, nnd ordors iim to tho dircction of their onsots. All wns conduetod in dead silenco, no thing hcard navo tho henvy stamp of feet. All onnsuddciiniiothor formidablo body of mon, similarlynrmednndeipiiiip' cd, nnd led, npjicnrod rusliing on from tho opposito direotion, whon tho two parties immcdintely enmo into collision, charging nnd nlternately giving way, nnd then charging ngain ropeatedly. Sovcrnl wcro seen to fall, but thoy wcro immcdinlply carriod off by their com rados. Sevcral nipn could bo scon at tho uppcr windows of tho housos in North Bridgo road, nt tho ond of tho strccl, passing signnls as to tho polico, ctc. Tho combatunts must havo bcon in hot conflict for nearly thrcc-ipuirtors of nn hour, when signals wcro given from tho ubovo-nntned windows whcro upon tho wholo of tho combntants sud denly disappeared ns if by magie. Most of them vanisliod into tho noighboring shops, nnd tlio wholo field of operations bccamo ns quiet ns posiblc. After a briof pcriod n polico pcon wns sccn pecping round a corner, as if to soo if tho coast was clear or how tho Innd lay nnd after tlio lapse, say of iv qunrtor of nn hour, n nuinbcr of unannpd noons mndo their nppparancc, shouting Wlioro whero's tho row butns usunl, thoy wcro too lato for tho fnir. Mnny of tho llghting liicn, who lind cvidently just j laid nsido thoir weapons, nnd nltered their trim, with n Mathows-liko celerity, miglit Do seen talung signs attuo polico, nnd inquiring what was tho mattoi. Tho wholo cngagenient was conductcd in n dead silcnec, which would havc bc como n chargoof British Crenndiers with kM silence tijlmise ns tho encmy, in AVcllington's'days, used toterm it. Tho combatnnts were, nccording to 1 t,0ntfl 'J-'ow Chow mon, but divii two rivnl cliUls 1,10 Sa.v Tniis a all ac- dividcd into I "PiVnn tho lnttor u-nvd Hwnilfvino cjlioni or lambs. Tho clashing and knocking of spears was something to bo romom cd, but othcrwiso tho fightingprocceded in silenco. vw.i-nmi vwhn ln, Ud Maikci cl 1 Mlins Cnjic Cod correspondcntof tho Bos- i ton ndlcim'in and Hejlcclot Wakhm'm wnl lleili'dor writcs of Mnekorol iishing ns follows Tho lines, of which eaeh nian manng os two, nro all thrown from tho stnrboard sido of tho vcssel, this bcing, perhaps, beenuso tho fishor-mcn of Giililec onco mct with remurknblo success when thcy "east tho iicfc on tho riaht sido of tlio nhip." In rcgnrd to tho timo of fishing, j wo !iru "t tho lncrey of tho capricious ninckcrcl themselvcs. Somotimes thoy l'oinc l'fomptly "alongside nnd remain thcro for sovoral hours, whilo ngain wo 1 110111 many umes m a day tlio preparn tory heavo to," bnt not followod bv tho moro quickly spokcn "lish, ho and tlio oxeiting drumming in tho cmp ty barrcls of tho nowly-tnken flsh. But whon thoy bitc rapidlj-, thesport is livc ly onough, nnd eaclt man 1ms to look well to his lincs. Wc threo greenics stood sido by side, and somptimes when tho livel.v ninckcrcl on our hooks would dnrt, nbout liko n wenvcr's shuttlc. it WOUld result in all six of our linns bpiiifr their hold upon him. Such vcxntions 1 tho cxperienced fishcr-mnn avoids. Tho Agn of thc (Jlohe. lousiy contuted by n rccent wntor m one of tho foroiKii scientific iournals. n nrin ciiial obicction to thc bclicf in (iiicstion bcing thnt tho sun could not havo lasted such a length of timo without bcing imrnt out. It is iound, ior liistnnee, uiai tno nent wnieii taiis on a squnro foot of tho cnrth's surfnco c.vposed to thc vertical rays of thc sun is equivnlcnt to S.J.l toot-poumis per seeond or, nbout scven thousnnd horse powcr pcr seeond is radiatcu lrom overy squaro foot of tho sun s surface. If the sun consisted of eoal it would bo burncd up in fivothoii' sand ycnrs. But n pound weight fnlling to tlio sun liom un lntinitc distanco would produco six thousnnd times thc hcnt gcn crnted by n pound of coal. If as is scarcely probnblo thc sun bo supposcd to havo been originally u ncbulous mass lilling tho wholo solnr 'systcni nnd nn in dofinito sjinco bcyond it, tliototnl nmount of bent jiroduecd by tho grnvitntion of tho partieles into n condcuscd globo would suflico to niaintain tho sun'Hheat for over twenty millions of ypnrs, pvon sujiposing them to be very hot, tho heat geucrntcd would suflico for moro than threo times that period. Such n hcnt could bo goncrnted by tho collision of two great globes liko tho sun. The Cojirvr. Encko's great comet, which mnkes n tour to tho region of tho sun onco in nbout thrco yenrs nnd nt qunrter, is now on its way thither, nnd will rench tho iierihilion somo timo in January. It will very soon como within tho kcn of tho nstronomers, but persons who havo only theiroycs to see with will not havo tho pleasuro of bcholding thc crrntic visitor. It rounds tho sun nt a distnnco of thirtv-two million miles and thcn daits oft' into spncc, nnd bcforo it turns to como bnck rcnches a point of thrco hundrcd and thirty-scven million l mues irom tnat luininary. This couiet is an objcct of especial mtcrest to schol ars, owiug to the fact that the pcriod of its rovolution is gradually diminishing. This is supposcd to provo thnt tho re gioas of spnco nro fillcd with n mntcrial cithor cajiablo of rctarding tho niotion of solid bodics, tho ultimato cffect of which will bo to dcstroy tho centrifugnl forco of thc plnnets nnd allow them grad unlly nnd imperceptibly to glido into tho sun. It will tnke n long timo for the cnrth to rcaeh that destinntion, but Encko's comet pcriodically rcminds us that such is its linal doom. Tnn cost of tho wnr in Ouba during tlio pnst year lian ueen bi!,uuu,UOO, nnd tlio Coloninl doflcil for tho ycar amounts to 11,000,000. Tho Spanish Govorn- mcntnsks for ncrcditof 20,000,000 for muitnry puqioscs Sccno in n Callfornln Gniiiblliig House. A moment. if you plcase," quiotly romarkcd nn almost beardless desporndo, covcring his pilo with a firm hnnd, nnd ilxing dnngorous eyns on tho burly dcnl cr of monto whom ho nddrosses: "you cnn stop tlicro." "Wcll, nir." "Wcll, cxcuso mc, but I think you drow two cards." "I beliovo not. I'll tako your pilo if you plcaso tho konvnjo tnkes it. Two-curdsl" "Y'our moncyl And in cach caso tho words wcro nc compaiiicd by a quick und ipiiet movo ineut, which discloscs u rovolvcr. With tho npppnrnnooot theso two now disput nnts, polished, curt, of briof but sharp nnd (lownrightspeech thcro is quick but fusslossstir nmong tho spcctators nround tho tnblo. In n moment a clcar spaco is formcd, in tho midst of a still circlo of flashingoyps, compresscd lips and cloneh ed hands. You may count twenty do Iibcrntelyoro you hcnr a brcnth or sco tho slightcst movement. "Well, sir?" "Well!" Your monoy "Your cards" 1" Up stops a bystandor somo cool, slcndy yotoran, cxpcrt in tho game nnd vorsod in tho law of difliculties a man of nwful nervo, whoso tympnnum, nccus tomed to tho ernck, no pistol shot nlnrms. Gcntlemcn," says hc, "trynrbitra tion first." Anothcr quick chango of cnquiring and responsivo glanccs belwccn tho dis putants. Not a word, Imt tho eyes of cach plninlysay "ngrccd." Both throw them selvcs brck in their chairs nnd withdraw thcir hands from tlio tablo, with tho nir of men inviting exnminntion, and rcs oluto to nbido tho result. Tho vctcrnn calls up two brothcrs of tho Green Cloth compctent to act as umptre nnd threo minutcs, franght with mortnl dmigcr, arc passed in dclibenitely counting tho cards ns thcy lio on tho cloth, nnd nnm ing them slowly liko tho tolling of a bcll, or tho mcasurcd proimneiation of a death Rpntence. Exeept tliat there has been no uoisobutthosinmitaneous click ing of two pistol locks. Tho dealer and his young vis-it-ris aro seemingly uncon cerncd for thc cvent You aro wrong, my friond," says Vctcrnn. No card wns drawn hero. Mistakcs will hnppen to the most carcful gcntlo mcn." From that; deeision thcro is no appcal. His flngcr on tho triggcr after that yould havc cost tho young follow nis life. So pistols go back to thoir resting )laccs, liands are shakcn across tho tablo, drinks for tho company nt the oxpcnsc of tho "buckor" as ho who plays against thc bank iscnlled and tho gnmo procceds with n bcttcr understanding. How Hot Iron Jlny ho Handled. Mons. I. Fontcllc, Fresidcnt do ln mioues do Pnris, Jtc has left tl.e follow i.. .1.... o -r.1 t ni ing on record About tho year 180!) ono Lionctto, n Hpaninrd, astonishcd not only the iKiion nt, but cheniists und other mon of seionec, iu France, Ger many, Italy nnd Englaud, by theimpuni ty with which ho handled red-hot iron and moltcn lcad, drank boiling oil, and perfonned other fcats equnlly mira eiilous. While ho was at Nnples hc attractcd tho noticc of Profcssor Semcn tcni, whonnrrowly wntehcdnll operations nnd cndcavorod to discovcr his secret. Ho obsorvcd in tho first plaec, that when Lionotto applied n pieeo of red-hot iron to his hnir dcnse fumes immcdintely roso from it, and thc snmo oceurrpd when ho touchcd his foot with the iron. Ho also saw him plnco a rod of iron, nearly red-hot, between his teeth with out burning himself, drink the third of u tablcspoonful of boiling oil, nnd tnk- disaster in his mind has broken his en iug up moltcn lend with his fingers plnco j gagemcnt with n young lady, bccauso it on his tongue without apparent incon- she wcnrs n train and is nogligent nbout vcnionco. hcmentem s eilortsattcr oer formiug scvcrnl cxperiincnts upon him- sen, wcrc linnllv crowncd witli success. Ho found that by fnetion with sulphuric aeid, diluted witli watcr, tho skin might bo mado inscnsiblo to tho action of tho heat of red-hot iron a solution of alum, cvaporulod until it becamo spougy, np pearcd to bc still morc effcctual. After having rnhbcd the parts which wore thns rcndcrcd, in somo degroo, incon bustiblc with hnrd soap, hc discovered on tho application of hot i'-on that their inensibility was incrcased. Ho thcn de termined on again rubbing tho parts with soap, and aftor this found that thc hot iron not only oceasioned no pain, but that it actunlly did not burn tho linir. Jicing thns fnr sahshed, thc Pro fcssor apiilied hard soaj) to his tonguo until it bocamc inscnsiblo to thc heat of tho iron and after having placed an ointmcnt composcd of soap mixcd with n solution of alum upon it, boiling oil did not burn it. Whilo tho oil reniained on tlio tongue a slight hissing wnshcnrd, similar to thnt of hot iron thrust into watcr the oil soon cooled, nnd wns thcn iwallowed without danger. Sovoral scientific men have sineo succossfully re )catod the oxpcrimcnts of Profcssor Semoiitem History ofllioCeiit. Thc old rcd cent is rapidly passing away out of tho United Statcs ciirrency, and it will not bo long bcforo it will only bo known in mcmory and numismatic collcctions. Its history is a mattcr of s'ltflicicnt intcrcst forprcservation. Tho cent was first prcposcdby llobert Morris. tho great iinaucier of thc rovolution, nnd was nnmed by Jefferson two ycars af ter. It bogan to mako its appearancc from tho nnut in 1792. Itboro tho head of yashington on ono sido and thirteen liuks on tho othor. Tho Frcnch rovo lution soon crcatcd a rage for Frcnch idcns, which put on tho cent, instend of tho head of Washington, tho head of the Goddess of Libcrty a Frcnch Liberty, with flowing locks. Tho chain on tho roverse was rcplaced by tho olivc wreath of pcaco. But tho Frcnch Liberty was short-lived, and so was her portrait on the cent. Tho next head or Iigure snc cceding this tho staid elassic damo with a fillct around her hair-camo into fashion about thirty or forty years ago, aml hcr nncly clnscled tirccinn fcatures havo been but slightly nltered in the lapso of iime. DnsmivED It.-A scntcnco of six months imprisonment was iniposcd on nn English collicr named Bradly, who, linTing somo grudgo ngainst his wifo, locked tho doors of tho houso so thnt sho could not cscapo, and thcn dclibcratcly incitcd a large bull dog to worry tho unfortunato woman. Thc dctails of hcr Trantio struggle with tho brute, which wcrc givcn in cvidcnce bcforo n magistrate, wcro unspoalsably horriblo. She was savagely bittcn in mauy places by tho dog, her husband doing his bcst to shut oflt nllmcans of cscapo. At last, torn and blccding, sho j cscapcd troni tno houso, and Bradley wns givcn into custody. Thcro is evi dcntly room nt the Lancashiro collicrics for an carnest aavoeate of womcn s nghts, Thcro is much suffering in the San Joaquin Yulloy, where the crops have wholly failcd for two seasons. One thousand persons nro nceding food. Tho 1 citizens of Sau Frnncisco nro rnising i fr.uds for their rclief. BHBaHHaMnnraB Buhy. Ono fiummor mornhif; Baby camo, To lay upon my brcast I kiseed hcr littlo faco, and Baid, Wo havo an angol gucMt." Tliat Hiuntnor-timo was glad and gay With baby lanjjh and glco Tiic dearest thini; in nll tho world Mydarling was tomc. Tlnl whon thofroHt-winds touchcd tho ilowors Lilco tliom sho droppcd away, And died within my lolding anns Ono uad, sad Autuinn day. Wo mado hcr littlo narrow gravo Cldho by tho (,'ardcn-wall lt Hcrmcd that somo timo sho would walto, And Ior hcr mothcr cali. I planlod rnso and lirimiy JioHido hor ;raoiii Spring, And robiiiH nesllcd thcro, and learncd Thcir littlo onoH t) sing. It is a sicrcd H)ot to mo, Tlnt gravo ho Krccii and low Ah I lloavon cannot bo far away From-Daby'u gravo, I know. Facfs nnd Fimcics. Leavcs havo their timo to fnll just now. Frowns blight young childrcnas frosty nights blight young plants. Wlio cvcr sawnnjbody near a flrc who didn't want to play jioker A doctor's motto is supposcd to lio pntientsnnd long suffering." "Como, shccr off," as thc ram saidto tho man who wai cutting off his wool. When a inm turns tcctotalcr does ho ncccssarily acquiro a pail comiiloxion A delicato parcel to bo forwarded by rail A young lady wrappcd up in her self. It is a mistnkc to snppose thnt tho sun is supported in tho heavcns by its bcams. A learncd writerassorts that, nftcr all, cncrgy quito ns orton drivcs off discaso ns it brings it on. In a libcl suit ngainst a newspnper at Littlo lloek, Ark., for S30,OO0, thoplaiu tiffattained 1 in damagcs. Tlio champion sexton of a town in Mnino hns dug n thousnnd graves, und ofiieiatcd at twclvo hundrcd f uuerals. Tho first daily newspnper in Virginia wns printed in 1780, nnd its subscrip tion price wasfifty dollars perannum. Tlio hitcst stylo in wedding cards is very long and narrow, of heavily glazcd pas'toboard, with n monogram or crcst stamped in silver. Sovon churches, six convents, cight sehools, two asylnms, and two hospitals bclonging to the Boman Catholic,s were dcstroycd by tho Chicago lirc. A Chinamnn's account of tho Ghicago calamity is as follows Jlelican Ilish boy tako kelosono lamp and milk cow cow kick over lamp up go Chicago. Omnibuses wcro first brought into use nt Piiris in 1827, nnd two yenrs nf torwnrd twclvo omnibuses wcrc started in Lon- 1 tl011 ,L Shllllbecr a coach.buildcr. i A civil suit against Willinm M. Twoed nnd other city oflicials of Now York for sovoral millions of dollars has been begun byMr. Charles O'Couorat Albany. Two Keokukers solvcd a disputo as tc thc owncrship of a calf, by plncing thc nnimal midwny bctwecn their rcsidenccs nnd secing wliich one it would go to ward. Ono of tho coats sent to tho Boston Young Men's Christian Association, ts bo forwarded to Chicago, was labellcd My wedding coat." Tho lateststyle of bridlo head dress is a wreath eoniposed of small white ostrich tips. The bridnl vail is trimmed with vines of lilies of tho valley and jcs'-a-mine. A young man having a latc railroad nerswucii. Tho Chicngo lako crib is two miles from slioro, nnd yet tho kccpcr had to keep tho top of tho building continually 1 wet to )rovent its ignitiug on" thc night of tho firo. Six West Point eadcts havc been dis missed for hnzing, nnd thc nuthoritcs positively refuso to rcvokc the dismissals from tho Annapolis Naval Acadciny foi tho samo offonce. Au old Bacholor, who bcars his loncly stato with much cquanimitj-, says It is bettcr to be laughed at for not being married, than bo unablo to laugh bc causo you arc." A railroad eniployp, on being uudged with a contribntion box whilo aslecp in church, tlio other day, woko up cnough to rcmark, "I work "on this road," and returucd to his nnp. New iuty cent nnd dollnr roveuue j stnmps havc just mado thcir appearancc. j Thoy aro madc of linen paper, colored blue, witli scroll work, and bonr a litho ariph of Georgo Washington. I A young lady requcstcd to bo reloased j from hcr marriago engngement on tho ground that when contractetl sho bo- lioved her lover a "duck," but hns sineo found him to be a gooso. Tho arrivals of vessels at Boston, dur ag niue months of tho prcsent ycar, exccod thoso of tho samo period, last year, by -117, showing a considerablo inerca.se in the forcign commcreo of that city. Many cooking sehools havo rcccntly been opcncd which aro wcll patronized by our socicty young ladies, iu viow doubtless of a timo whon it will be neees sary, as wcll as convenient, for them to bo thoroughly postedupon suoh matters. After tho great firo inLondon, in 1GG6, Parliaiucnt euactcd that overy houso sliould bo built with indopcndont walls, and nll in front raised to cqual hcight, and thosc walls sliould be of stono or bnck, and that no man sliould lelay bc yond sevcn ycars. Mrs. Leary, of Chicago, stoutly denics the story that tho great iiro was causcd by tho upsetting of a keroscuc-oil lamp in her stnblo whilo sho was milking her cows. Sho says tho stnblo must hnvo bccn fired by incendiarics. SIio nhvays milks by daylight. Ono cord of wood cut nnd split fino and cordcd up beneath a shclter whilo it is yet green, will furnish moro heat after it has becomo seasoned than two cords of tho samo kind of wood which has becn continualiy cxposed to tho altcrnato influcnccs of storms and sunsliinc. Afack," oftho Cliicago Hepitbliean, is jocoso undor his misfortnncs. In pointing out tho diffcrenco bctwecn Thoodoro T.homas' fugacious fiddlers nnd Ncro, ho oxplains thnt ono liddled whilo Ilomo burncd, nnd tho othcrs ronmed while their tlddlers burncd. Hcre is a good ono on tho "tator ougs. iinco mon wcro companng notes. Ono says, Thcro is two bnirs to evcry stock." A seeond ono says, "Thcy hnvo cutdown my carly crop, and aro sitting on tho fonco waiting for the lato crop to como up." "Tshaw," said the third, you don't know nny thing nbout it. I pnssod n sccd store tho other dny, and tho bngs woro in thcro Iooking over tho books to sou who had purchnsed soed potntoes,"