k- I m tm fitim$. IVOVtfW' TBR ORB OA.1AAW L.WYEB. WVntontlfrUfSlmveCrrek. Where wblppoorwiHa scream and boll-frogs aqneak, ere Bred" nigh cBta ten yrara ago. A. iralliie lawyer, that every nun, woman and cuud fur twenty aillr round u bleeged to know. Samnel Jutinalnc was tbU lawyer's name. Bat be answered to Sam., Just the same. Ee tended court, drank barrels of red-eye. And la am Innocent game of seren-iip, cuaU steal a ace with the beat of em how's that fur high I Th folks in the County thought Sam. was hanky. For ts ranch and tumble ha waa rpanky; In fact, ray friend, 'twlit you and I, Baas, chasing wsa n slouch, bat one of them Imuy boys witb a round, class eye. The story Roes, and I lietleve it's trne. That Sam. at "draw" waa rather a few. Twaa a dead anre tblnj. when thejory ra"n t nigh. For 8tmto entertain a select party in hi tack room, with a quiet little game called -chickcn-ple. One dark, rainy nlghtln the month of Jnne. .n .JL. lit l,f9 mnA there SI1! t BUV mOOS. 8am. awaked at Ben. Adama'. aayinc the weather waa cool, And immeliutlr collected a party of fonr, that would hare boon a ornament to any Sunday SUhwL They met at Sama room, at candla-UgU. And the odd were even far a regular Bleat. The keenls were brooeht out. and waa the jajt But Sam-'a rlaaaea brine awn at, the gueate had reeoarao upon his old, broken nro. Sam faarmj; an eye to the one main chance. Determined the bet a to his music ahoald danr; So, ateaiins four ace from the well worn pack. He stowed them snugly beneath the old pfae table, in a very coBTenicnt crack. Ben. Adams, sly doc. aaw the cnte trick. And on Sama left aat him down rlx" ThoretoftheboyaaontktlKJrphaeat In the hnrrr of the deal, Ben. saw the chance, and awapped hia hand for Sul'i acea. Thi draw eommeaeed. when Tn4.WJnj rat boas, takes no Iccrd, and beta ten dollars "BjJfedi"saraBrn,-"li,4pUln Pt WhVeafeardf-I see your ten iMIara, and rlee yon fifty better'ntbat!" Sam, Uiider keerleaa. t.ik np his hant Aa Ben. watched him door to see if he d stand. .Sukireringa bob-tail. ootSam. roared: Tn dcrhed if 8am. J.Jiiwina; playe in any alch game there'a cheatln' round tbleboardl'- 'Xmjtulmm,lmJHemo9m.n When the United States arniy started fur Utab, there was a scarcitj of traiiHportation,or, in other words, there were too few liaggage wagons. Now, every soldier Inons bow like the apple of one's eyes are throe same baggage wagons, drawn as they are by eix mules, on the long inarches across the plains. A colonel of dragoons, who had com mand of put of the columns, restricted the officers very much in their allowance of liaggage,and was most bitter if any one tried to exceed the jnst auionut. Ono morning the colonel met one of bis captains (a dragoon, of course), when he burst out as follows. "Captain, do yon know what these artillery of cers want to take acros3 the plains!" "No, colonel, I do not," said the captain, with an inquiring look. "Well," said he, "if you'll believe me, there's one of 'em wants to take across a box of books." "Books V exclaimed the captain;'what next, I wonder! Now, colonel, I have bnt little .to take across myself nothing, iu fact, but a barrel of whisky." "Ofeoarse, captain, of ennrse; anything in rea son, anything in reason; but the idea of carrying a parcel of books across that stretch is a little more thanl can stand." A Sampleiaaa-" Caaatrraaaa. A xealous representative of the Yonng Men's Christian Association was, a few days ago, dram ming np recruits ror tuo "noon prajer meeting." On the street he met Mr. now residing out side the citr limits. The representative of the Young Men's Chnstian Association accosted bun, and the following conversation ensued: "Do you resido in the city, Mr. J" "No. sir: I live in the conntry." JWe have a prayer meeting around here, and wouia no giaa 10 nave menu trout ine country meet witb us; will yon comer' (Suspiciously) "A prayer meeting! "Yes, sir; come in and get a blessing." (More suspiciously) "No, you don't; yon can't come any of your confidence games on me, sir!" He had evidently been reading the papers. Expkctixo an Idka. Two Dutchmen living opposite each other, who had for many years been in the habit of smoking liv their door-sides in si lence, at length broke forth into the following di al ojrnc: "What sort of wedder you tiuk it will lie to-day, neighbor V The other, after two or three hasty puffs, re plied: "Well, I don't know; what sort of wedder yon tink it will bet" The first, somewhat nettled: "I tink it will bo sntb wedder as yon tiuk it will be." The other, ncnuiescingly: "Well, I tink so too." A YOUNG man from Kentncky, who undertook to open a conntry store in the mountains of East Tennessee, came to speedy ruin becanse he was "too nippy" for that region. He wore a stove pipe hat, had his "boots blacked each day, and mounted a fresh collar every morning, all of which served to disgust the natives, who said he put on too much Kentncky blnegrass socirty style for them. But still he was endured nntil the women learned that he had hia shirts made to lmtton np behind. That they could not and would not stand, and when the fair sex turned against him, all further straggles with fate became useless. The yonng man's stock in trade was disposed of bv the Sheriff, Tire Boston Post says: A Connecticut manu facturer, desiring to stock his pond with black bass, wrote to Greelev to inquire the way to hatch them.- The philosopher replied: "By all means set the eggs under a southdown hen. Bnt if yon want bass for eating, the lest plan is to set nut an orchard of .bass wood trees, and pluck the fruit as it matures. Tire St. Paul notaries administer the'following oath: Yon do solemnly swear that yon signed the fore going instrument of your own free will and ac cord, withont equivocation, provocation or fear of God. and that yon will fnrnish the notary and subscribing witness with two glasses of beer'each. A Wester Vpt tells a story of a man who, having gone into a heaw purchase of pork on a falling market, was overheard praying in the fol lowing style 0, Lord, for my sake, Jnst advance hogs one cent per hundred, and I won't par but 9 per hundred for any more. Amen." It is enrions to observe what a mnddle children sometimes make of theirlossons. A little Win a mission school in New Bedford, leing asked to state what he knew ahont Samson, promptly re plied, "He was. Jesns' brother, as got hnng np to a tree by his hair." lF'.f?T rof'mporary. Rricham Yonng wore an additional "weed" on his hat every time he lost trife or mother-in-law. it is estimated bis hat wnnld have to be twenty-seven feet high. "He'd be a weedower with a vengeance," remarks a Scotch friend. "Wirr, you'd lietter knock the door down! What do you want!" "Och. my darling! don't let me wake any of your familv. I'm jnst nsing your knocker to wake the people next door. I'm locked otttyiPyesee; andthey'veniveraknockerT Thk Providence Journal discnaaini? the nnestion aa to how soon a mob should lie fired on, says: "We think that nnder anch cirenmstancrw 'pa tience ceases to be a Tirtne after a second brick, and is not much of a virtne after the first." A BARK-BKADEO, bare-footed little hoy astonish ed a worshipping congregation in a Maasarhnsetts town, on a recent Snnday, bv rushing into church and exclaiming: "Where's mv papa! The pigs areost!" A MAX who was driving a cow throngh the streets of Wanpnn. Wis, was so mnch tlnsteratcd oy a sndden bow from a lsdv that in return Tie made a bow to the cow, and threw a stone at the lady. Mr. Grekixt's agricultnral labors have done ftn gd. While be has been showing his coun trymen how to cnltivate the smiling fields, he has supplied them with laughing stock; Bio Sister: "Oh, papa, I must go to hear Nils jon. Yonknow I'm so fond of mnsie!" Jnvenile Brother, triumphantly. "Then why don't von let me play on my dram J -A Western paper, chronicling the-death of a ynnng man, savs he was estimable, pious, a trne christian, and tho best base ball "short stop" in the section. The "Marqnis of Lome" shirt has made its ap pearance in New York. It is something of a nov elty, bnt too elevated for general use. The latest enphnism tor red hair is Schenectady color, Schenectady being, as all New York railroad travellers know, a little beyond Auburn. Jlr. was an intelligent youth who defined Dar m aa "one who aaid we degenerated from monk- BbferU11 m 5the3r green- tj p o ex aBB8Mire es. Two vears ago many bogs' were partially or wholly lost, by liecoming tainted after they were dressed, and before the meat cooled off. One in stance came to our knowledge, where two fine hogs, each weighing 400 pnnds, were injured by taint. They were dressed in quite n cool day, thoroughly cleaned and washed off with cold wa ter. They were, hnng np nnder a shed, where a cool breeze -blew over them, and Jet the next uiorui ng .there was'a perceptible taint in the car casses, To prevent this the body should be split down the whole length by-'dividfaig the back bone. This willxlmit t air,' allow the animal beat to escape, aaat keep the meat sweet. Quite eetd weather wiUnet alwavs prevent a taint. It. diOiot'ln the case' alluded to almve. It is snppoaeu by some' that it is even safer to dress when the thercmometer stands at about 40. The reason given is, that when the weather is quite cold, the skin contracts and prevents the animal heat from escaping. Whether this is so in not, we do not know. This, however, is quite certain, that if the carcass is split down, there will be little or no danger of the meat becoming tainted; if it is not there is danger; and it is so trifling a work to do it, that it is very poor economy to omit it. In sending hogs to market, it wonld undoubted ly be more convenient to handle them wholy, than if cut apart, and it may be safe enough to keep them whole in snch hogs as are usually sent long distances, those weighing only from 200 to 300 ponpds. In the winter of 1868. we listened witb mnch interest to a lecture by Prof. Gamgee, of London, upon "The Principles Involved In the Preserva tion of Meats," before the State Board of Agricul ture, at Amherst, Mass. In the course of his re marks he said: "Even in winter a lof of hogs may be killed in the evening, and whilst still warm packed in carts ready for delivery early next morning. The car casses buried lieneath others heat. The cold hogs remain intact, bnt the hams of the lower ones taint in pickle. Masses of frozen hams termed 'green,' m the trade that is, which have been" a few days in "salt are sent from the West to New York, are purchased by provision dealers; they are tested, and apparently sound; but when spring-time comes and a thaw super eues, largo quantities of these hams turn. The salt has not penetrated. A putrefying centre has been sur rounded by ice; all has remained stationary so long as the temperature has been low; but the in stant heat supervenes, the process advances, and the entire hams turn sour. This shows the very great importance of so managing as to allow all the heat to escape as soon as possible after the animal is dressed. isai tare the Straw. Farmers generally do not appear to appreciate the value of straw, excepting iu seasons of great scarcity of stock feed. If hay is plenty the straw at threshing is piled into the yard in sueh a con dition that a greater portion of it is destroyed for any purpose save manure, when dollars of valne might nave been uenveit trom it ny proper man agement. As one of our exchanges has remarked, "yon rarely see poor stock where there is a large stack of bright straw. It makes a dry and shel tered tyard, soft, dry lieds in the stall, and is worth a great deal to work in with better fod der." We have kept horses and yonnir cattle fat and sleek in winter upon cut straw and a little irrain wheat bran sometimes and with less expense man couiii nave oeen wun nay ana grain, or even hay alone. Horses which are not Kent for con stant work and heavy draught, keep in better ueaitn ana spirits on cut straw and ground grain than npon bay. Almost any kind of stock save milch cows will do equally well. We believe it economy to feed some straw ev ery w inter, because it contains medicinal quali ties that promote the health of animals, and be canse it saves other feed. No odds what the price of hay is to-day, next season it may be three times that amount, and what is saved now will lie on band then. It is not a correct principle to feed according to the amnnnt of fodder yon have on hand, but to always feed with care, and not be frightened if a mow or a few stacks of hay have to be summered over. On every w ell-regnlated farm there is sufficient feed prodnecd one year with auotherto make perfect security against want any time if judiciously managed. No far mer should be coninelled to nnrchaso hav at hiuh figures, unless under circumstances out of the range of our reasoning. When there is an abundance of straw it should lie used plentifully for lieddiug, for it is transfor med into maunre qnicker and more perfectly in this way than in laying iu the yard to rot by natu ral process. Pig BreraTIaia; ausd aTeraHaa;. Mr. Mechi, the prince of experimental farmers, says the same rule applies to nics as well as to other animals; choose the best male parent of t.miet I.-1 ti. t n iiiuiij- urew. u;i tuo urreuing sow wonc lor her living, for If you feed her bountifully she will get fat and have few pigs. But he says to have good pigs, she must have the right sort of food to make bone, muscle and fat; but avoid the fatal mistake of giving the sow a large quantity of roots before parturition. Let her run in pasture and have a moderate supply of bran, a little meal and boiled potatoes, a few tnrnips, but very few mangolds; a moderate supply of peas, beans and barley, or soaked Indian corn may bo added, also clover and green beans in the pods. Nothing comes amiss to the sow. The great point is to given variety, and not too mnch of one sort, especially roots. But after parturition roots may be more liberally sHveu. esneeiallv cabbage in conjunction with other food, bnt im mediately after parturition the 'dist should be sparing and cooling. In-cold weather, warmth and shelter are indispensable. Never allows pig to bury itself in stable manure or catch cold by sleeping on the eold ground. For fattening pigs nothing beats one-third pea meal and two-thirds barley meal; If mixed with aldmmed milk, stea med roots and potatoes, they grow and fatten very fast. He fattened 900 riles one seaaorT without losing any hj disease. -To promote ventilation they were all placed on sparred, floors, and in hot weather they were treated daily with a shower bath which kept them very clean. He nnt straw on the floors in eold weather, and he says pigs pay in manure better than most other animals. They shoidd have salt and plenty of pure water. PUwiag tTaaler Saew. A correspondent writes: For tho third time quite an interesting case- has come under my ob servation, which I think is worth recording. Ev ery one has heard theold saying that "a late snow is the poor man's manure evidently there must be some foundation for it to rest npon, or it wonld not lie so frequently repeated. Last fall, while plowing for corn, there fell during the night about three inches of snow; the preceding day was clear in the morning, cloudy and very smoky in the afternoon the next day when I began work I bad a seven pace land about half done; I plow ed this and three more lying in the middle of the field, turning nnder the snow. Thelandisalight friable clav,onerod as good as another, laving alike, nitchinc slichtlv to the east, lio-bt aml'tnr. ned under, and no manure used npon it during the past fifteen years. The preceding crops, alike all over the piece. I state this fully liecanse I flunk all experiments should be so stated. Now the corn on these 3 beds is at least one quarter larger than any of the rest nearly every hill grew, while the rest failed more or less; the division is so clearly marked that there can lie no mistake about the cause. Twice before in mv life I hail the, Him experience with the same result; onoe with corn and once with oats. Now why is this! We all know how mnch more quickly grass starts in the spring aiier a sap snow man a rain. Does the snow bring down the smoke and gases from the airv or why docs it produce a greater effect than rain Snowy countries are always better grass countries than those where snow seldom falls, and there must be something in the snow to produce this effect. D. S. B. Wiaseriag aOsasa. A few years ago we met a Western farmer who waa growing two or three thonsand bushels of onions yearly. They were sent chiefly to South ern market, and most of them were wintered and shipped iu the spring. He wintered the onions in pits as we do potatoes, and found it a cheap and successful method. The experience of two sea sons has convinced us that it is a safe and excel lent way of storing the crop nntil spring, and we uiiiim uui Herniate 10 mist any quantity n pro perly prepared. A moderate freezing it is well known does not injnre tho onion, provided the frost is drawn gradually, and it is not allowed to freeze and thaw more than once. The best conditions for keeping them are a dry place and temperature jnst almve the freezing point. These conditions may lie gained in a pro perly constructed pit. First, the location should be dry; then the nile sennld lie made narrow and as bjgh as convenient and on the snrfaceof the ground. We have covered with dirt only, nsing no 'ne depth of twelve orelghteen inches, according to exposure of the pit, and the onions came ont crisp and aonnd in tho spring. The dan ger to be avoided is heating; if too mnch cover ing is nsed the entire pile will rot. It should be remembered that some frost ia safer than too much beat- Es. Daxrrx Webstkb said of agriculture: "No ""Jjt s "to be independent of the suc eoB"J this great interest, and no man is so low as not to be affected by its prosperity or decline. The cultivation of the earth is the most impor tant labor of man. v "j foe gantth Unfrrap gift... ttovpeb cemn. One Autumn nbrht, whea the wind waa Ugh, And the rain fell ia heavy plaahea, A little boy aat by the kitchen fire, A-nnpping cum in the ashes; And his sister, a curly-haired child of three. Sat looking on, just close to hia knee. The blaat went howlin: round the house, Aa if fo ret In twaa trybg; It rattled the latch of the outer door. Then It aeemed a baby crying: Kow and then a drop down the chimney came. And spattered and biased in the bright red flame. "Pop! pop!" and tho kernels, caw by one. Came out of the embers nyiaei Tho bov held s long pine stick in hia band. And kept it busily plying; He stirred the corn, and it anapped the more. And taater Jumped to the clean-swept floor. Fart of the kemela hopped out one way. And a part hopped out the other; Some flew plump into the sister's lap. Some under the atool of the brother: The little rirl gathered them into s heap: 'And caned them "a flock of milk-while sheep.'' All at once, the boy sat suH sa a moose, And Into the fire kept gashtg; Ba quite forgot he was popping corn. For he looked where the fire waa blazing He looked, and be fancied that he could aee A house sad a barn, a bird and a tree. Still steadily gaaed the hoy at theae. And pnasy'a back kept stroking. Till hia slater cried out: "Why, George, Only aee bow the corn la smoking!" And sure enough, whea the boy looked back, The com hi the ashes waa burnt quite black. "Never mind," said he; "we shall hare enough; So now lefa sit back and eat it: 111 carry the atool, and yon the com It'a good nobody can beat it." Bhe took np the com la her pinafore: And they ate it all, nor wiahed for more. SO!G TOaV XOVEMBEtV. The brown foes are rising. The yellow leavea falling; The song birds are silent. The harsh winds are wailing. The days have shrunk shorter. The nighta hare grown longer; Warmth becomes weaker. Cold waxea stronger; Yet. in close darkness. Which no eye can aerer. The world-atrength is shaping Blossoms for ever. Life b fast ainklng. San like and bright. Aa out of the heavens rails the great night Yet, fear I never Leaving this earth-place: And th soul, growing With flod power vernal. Will it not burst Into Blossoms eternal II THERK FIRK Iff THE AIRr-A BE--1UBKABLE TIIB0RV. A writer in the New York Evening Pott sets np a remarkable story in regard to great fires. He says: On the night of the 26th of December, 1S35, I was sitting with a literary friend, about nine o'clock, in one of the private boxes of Hamblin's magnificent Bowery theatre. Suddenly the big bell of the City Hall boomed loud and lone over tun uiciniiNuis, nun xirc rire; ecuoeti arounu and within the theatre. We were off in an in stant, rushing out of the slaniminir doors, and on ward toward the scene of the conflagration, w bich was "glaring on night's startled eye" away don n town. When wo reached Wall street, near Water, the Tontine Coffee House had caucht. and dark smoke in huge masses, tinged with flickering flashes of origin name, was uursting irom all the upper windows. The night, aa all who were ont in it will rememlier, was intensely cold. There was bnt little wind, still as the fire advanced there was plainly precentible the "food of fire" in the air, as I firmly believe there always is in all great conflagrations; something mysterious as yet, and uuexplainable. It was so in our great fire, for I saw its evidences myself, and I seo that reports of the same evidences are mentioned as features of the still more terrible and vastly greater confla gration in Chicago, t bich has roused tho world." Science, there is but little doubt, will find out by-and-by, what this mysterious power is. and tell ns how it works, and how it may lie guarded against, if not conquered. Whether it is atmospheric or electric, or whatever else it may lie, is yet to be determined. A wonl or two more concerning this subject a little further on. Our meat fire travelled south ami west faster than a man conld walk. Water froze in all the gutters; thick ice coated all the hydrants, crunch ed in the hoso pipes that encumbered the streets, and lay in "floes" where there was a shadow from the heat and the flame. But in a little while no water was wanted. Engines were soon useless; and no energetic "Sykes" was required to "take the butt." Clouds of smoke, like dark mountains suddenly rising into the air, were succeeded be long banners of flame, rushing to tho zenith, and roaring for their prey. Street after street caught the terrible torrent, until over acre after acre there was rolling and booming an ocean of flame! "AH of this I saw. and part of it I was." The printing offlceof the KnicUrboder, at first in South William street, was moved three times far beyond the pre vailing fire, but was gradually followed by the raging enemy, an finally devoured. As wo were standing npon the roof of the Ex change, looking down npon the scene- when in mid-progress, buildings farlieyond the line of fire, and in no contact with it, burst into flames from the interior. The same thing, I observe, happen ed in Chicago, and was attributed to incendiaries; but there were no incendiaries suspected in onr great fire. What latent power enkindled the inside of these advanced bnfldings, while externally they were untouched! A scientific writer at one time contended, I think in tho old Daily Jdrertuer, that at a certain period there is what he called an "in flammable vacnnm"intheair,whichisself-igniting and irresistible. Perhaps a hundred years or so from now some safeguard against this mysterious element, now lying latent and sleeping in nature, may lie discovered. It is not so very long since the old tea-kettle first lifted its lid to the science of steam, and talking around the world under water is a mnch younger wonder. Tke Oyswy Parliaaeewt. Tho Gypsy parliament, which meets once in every seven years, and consists of delegates from all the countries of Europe, is expected to assem ble soon near Constant, iu Germany. The king of tuio uuiiutuic iaj is one josepn neinnarn, who has reached the venerable age of 97 years. He uas nan seven wives, anil is the father of 45 chil dren. Onr American idea of the whole gypsy tribe is rather unfavorable. They are regarded generally as a set of horse and children stealers, as few in number, and without organization or government. Iu fact, there are no real gypsies in this conntry. Bnt we find that there arc in Spain about 40,000, in England more than 1S.0O0, while Austria has 97,000, and Moldavia and Wal lachia are the chosen homes of nearly 200,000 more. Their religion has been the subject of mnch unsatisfactory discussion. Perhaps the Hindoo saying: "There are seventy-two religions of the Jnats" (or Gypsies,) comes as near tho truth as any. The Xenia (Ohio) Gazette has the following: "The following relic has been unearthed at the Auditor's office. This account nf HirTimm.nr ring has never yet been paid. It is proposed to present it with compound Interest from date to Boss Tweed for settlement. Interest and all amounts at the present writing, to the modest snm of 9216 79. I, Jacob Smith, agent for the Tammany Society, promise to pay to John Har ries, Thomas Hnntsr, and Peter Pelham, Com missioners for Greene Connty, O.. the snm of four dollars and fifty cents, on or before the first day of Jnne next, for the nse of Greene Connty, to which payment well and truly to be made to the said Commissioners and their successors, I bind myself, my heirs, and by these presents sealed and dated this 18th of July, 1812. Seal. "'Jonx Sunn.' There is still left in district No. 9. Monson. Masai, a number nf landmarks of "ye olden time." One house is stjll standing which was built in 1763 by the grandfather of the present owner. The grandson, now living there, is over seventy five years of age, and has never moved his goods ont of the house since he first moved in, and, in order to have thinga correspond with the old nnnse, an oui cat or twenty-one Tears of age still pnrrs as of old. There are also living in the dis trict four conplea who have been married over nny years, an instance wmch has few equals. Amoxo Fanny Ellslera suitors in the beaux Mart of her prime was.-it 1 sab? th. thon Pri Louis Napoleon Bonaparte, now Ex-Emperor of f ra" propnaeo. marriage to ner In London, bnt Fanny having been secretly married to some body else a year or two previously, rejected his proposals, and thus escaped the penalty of being Ex-Empress of France instead of ei-nneen of the Terpsieborean stage. A sister of Fanny Ellsler, also a celebrated dsaseaae. is the morganatic wife of Prince Albert of Prussia, JCUA WakdHowk nays: "Those grim and ragged ontltnes of theology so familiar to most of ns are the work of 'the'masenltne mlndT "Woman in the pulpit will. I hope, carefully guard all that ia jnst aad valuable, lint she will clothe aad soft en it with sympathetic coloring." Thk Hague, the political capital of Holland, ia reported to be tbe wealthiest town for its popu lation in tbe world. At least one-third of its Hr. izens are said to be rich enough to live entirely vi iwii US,UUIB TV fistful nni mm. IF' V ,lt hi a daily reproach to the aalhorJtlea far the indifference they manifest in not' putting aa im mediate stop to the fine of kerosene as aa illumi nating agent. Can nothing be done to prevent! tms incessant aacnfiea or life Dy me explosion oi kerosene lamnsf WltMa the past week five or 1 six eases have beea reported of men and, women uo nave ueen lemoiy Branca vj ra acciuciim In one ease the victim, a woman, waa dragged to a hydrant in" the street, aad the water turned up on her'j;vemrtof the body of the 'poor wo man was so terribly bumed that large, pieces of fleslCfeU from her. v According: to; the Fire Marshal's (cportthere were sixty-foar fires in New York?dnring the month t inftst, and of this number seven were causes! by totiscac. Out of ono hundred 'samples ofoUrat(sat in the laboratory of .thewBoard of HeJw,.aJwoasrattainti,th reqsUrsonta of the law; (Ja ssveraLlastancet naptha was sold as a"safety. ca"lNc4'ody.do,the.iBanafactDrerB sell oil below: the standard bnt the retailers, adnl Cerate this 'with haptha. Granted thati the, fluid gives aa excellent light, bnt at the same time it emits an unpleasant odor. It is undoubtedly the most dangeroas and destruc tive article in domestic use, and has been the occasion of more loss of life and property than any of those combustibles that have been banished from populous localities for fear of explosions, and are only permitted tq be kept in cities in very limited quantities. If there was a method of sat isfactorily dephlogisticating kerosene, so that it might be used without the fearful risks which attend its consumption, the public wonld be lib eral in their gratitude to the inventor of snch a process. Chemists have admitted that there is no mode of accomplishing that desirable end, and the sooner, therefore, that its use can be discontinued the greater will be the saving of human life. In England heavy restrictions are imposed on the traffic and transportation' of dangerous com bustibles. To be sure kerosene is not largely used for illumination, for English caution will not per mit the indulgence in a luxury which carries so mnch danger., They restrict themselves to the old oil lamps" and the immemorial tallow dips in the absence of gas; and if they allow themselves to be so reckless as to bum kerosene, they are careful that tho Limp shall be of the strongest metal, and shall be placed in a spot where it can not possibly be upset. Had kerosene been an ar ticle of common nse in England as it is in this country, (which seems prond of having first ush ered it into a destructive existence, and sticks to it with the same courage and persistence with which it would cling to an American volcano lie canse it was a domestic eruption), and one four hundredth part of the accidents resulted from its nse there that have occurred here, some memoejr of the opposition in the House of Commons would, no doubt, long ago have inquired of the Homo Secretary for information relative to the mortality from kerosene explosions, and wonld huve been desirous to know what course the ministry intend ed to take on tbe subject. No doubt if we were to pursue a similar course here, these dreadful murders by kerosene would soon cease. Iu most other countries, as we are informed, an oil called Colsa oil," a species of vegetable oil, is nsed for lamps. It gives a light quite as clear as that of kerosene, and not as trying to the eyes. It is, moreover, absolutely inexplosive, and free from every kind of danger, and if a little more Care was taken in the manufacture of nils for illu mination, they would be quite as safe as Colsa. But people will not take the trouble to ask any questions on tbe subject. They buy what comes first, and thus expose themclestodangcrs against which the slightest forethought wonld effectually seenre them. The Legislature should enact a law making this a crime as great as that of arson. In the mean time, the Hoard of Health should continue to test the oils sold, and to publish tho names of the dealers and bring them to justice. By such continued agitation the public will be brought to a proper nderstanding of their danger, or we shall lie obliged to make provisions fora special coroner to sit exclusively on'persons w ho have been killed by kerosene. Jmrrican Gat-Light Journal. The Key to tke Weather. A letter of M. Conninck, to the Courtier flVa Halle, is exciting great attention in France. It will be remembcrisl that Marshal Bugeand pro claimed the discovery of an ancient Spanish man uscript, in which tho natural laws which govern the atmosphere were so clearly laid down that nothing was left to chance, and projects could lie maiie wun ine greatest security. These calcula tions, based on fifty years experience, comprising COO revolutions of the moon, had enabled the au thor to foretell tho cat her to a nicety, and the Marshal, struck by the confidence with which the theory was broached, after taking some little trouble to practice the same rulo of calculation, fonnd it unerring likewise. M. de Conninck now comes forward with his experience also, and at length we can Iwast of possessing a key to the pranks of the moon, which will henceforth render them completely harmless. The weather,, eleven times ont of twelve, is exactly the same 'during' the whole moon as on the fifth dav. if oil the sixth day it resembles the fifth; and nine times nnt of twelve it is exactly tho same as the fourth day, if tho sixth day resembles the funrth. This rule, saysM. de Conninck, is fonnd invariable eight months in the year. The exceptions have hither to been October, February, March and April. allecatbaaraVasH theXaasr. Some two years ago, while going down Broad way, in New York, blood commenced rnnuing from my nose qnito freely. I stepped aside and" applied my handkerchief, intending to repair to the nearest hotel, when a gentleman accosted me, saying: "Just put a piece of pajierin yonrmonth, chew it rapidly, and it will stop your nose bleed ing. inauKing nun rattier Uoulitftilly, I did ns he suggested, and the How of blood ceased almost immediately. I have seen the remedy tried since unite frequently, and always with success. Doubtless any substance would answer the same purpose as Paper, thestopnaseof the flow of blood beiug caused, no doubt, by the rapid motion of me jaws, ami ine counter action nl the muscles and arteries connecting the jaws and nose. Physicians say that placing a small roll of pajier or muslin above the front teeth, nnder the upper lip, and pressing hanl on the same, will arrest tbe bleeding from the nose checking the passage of blood throngh the arteries leading to the nose. H. C. K., is Country -Gent. CURE FOR SmaLL-PAX. As Dim Inalbsnm ml dreadful disease is at present alarmingly preval ent in some parts nf the conntry, it may not be amiss to mention what is said to lie now the es tablished mode of treatment in tho English army in China, by general orders, and is regarded as a perfect cure. It is as follows, as reported to have been discovered by an English army surgeon tito or three years ago When the preceding fever is at its height, and jnst liefore the eruption appears, the chest is rubbed with cniton oil and tartaric ointment. This causes the w hole of the eruption to appear on that part of the body, to the relief of iiio jrau it aiso secures a lull and complete erup tion, and thus prevents the disease from attackiii" the internal organs. Republican. How to Keep Cher Swj:ET.The following recipe, on account of the large yield of apples, will be of value to our fanners: When fermentation commences in one barrel draw off the liquid into another one, strain throngh a flannel cloth. Put into the cider three-fourths of an ounce of the oil of sassafras, well shaken np in a pint of alcohol. But one difficulty is said to pertain to this preparation of cider. It is so pal atable that people won't keep it long. Saltixo Meat. A French professor denounces the nse of saltpeter in brine intended for the pres ervation of fiesh for food. That part of the salt peter which is absorbed by the meat, he says, is nitric acid a deadly nnUnn lf n'i. chemical change all the diseases which are com mon to mariners and others, who subsist princi pally upon salted meat snch as scurvy, sore gums, decayed teeth, ulcers, etc, and advises a total abandonment of saltpeter in pickle for beet ACcrr for EaRAcnE. There is scarcely any ache to which children are subject so bad to bear, and so difficult to rare, aa the earache. But there isaremedynever known to fail. Takeabit-of onion, inning, put npon tt a pinch or black pep per, gather it np and tie it, dip it in sweet oil and insert it in tbe ear. Put a flannel bandage over the head to keep it warm. It will give immediate relief. ToCcrUtAFKLoNOXTHEHAXD. Take saaaa j b"HT?-,e -Mdo rk-dfT. and grate it fine, and wet it in a teacup with cold water, for a ponl tice. Apply to the felon, and wet once in five minutes m cold water. Thia followed up, will draw it to a head In twenty-four hoars, without any pain, and withunt any injury to tbe hand. Use the bark of the root. Vkrsk 21, chapter vii of Exra, contain every a mo .uiguan aipnauet. it ia, peruana, not ao well known, aays tbe JeuHth CkronieU, that vene 8, chapter iil, of Zacbariab, contain every letter, Including final, oT the Hebrew, aa well aa every rowel aoand. and alio the different form of the She va. "MfoaHESHT aayathat the observation of the Smithsonian Institution, which extend over a period of twenty years, have aayet failed to confirm the popular belief that the removal of tbe forests and tho niiit;n nf h and tn tn I diminish the amount Of rajnlaU. M. HARDWARE, IRON, NAILS, STEEL, Fence IFire Staples, Doty's Clothes Washer, Wringers. TIh, sTapuraed, tmd Wooden "Ware, PLOWS, CULTIVATORS, Stalk Cutters, Corn Planters, WAGONS, WHEELBABBOWS, FOR SALE BY r.ir. At the old Stand or BaHey A Korea, WHITE cum. March 3, 1870. THE CHEAT THROUGH SOUTHERN EASTERN Kansas City, St Jo. Council Bluffs RAILROAD LUTE. K7 MILES THE SHORTEST v I Between Omaha, Council Blufik THE EAST J3fl SOUTH, Via St Joseph, Hating it tbe Dsst aid most Direct Bode 0 Mlm mi Easten Cities. TWO EXPRESS PASSEH0EE TRAINS Learp Misannri Hirer, opposite Omaha, dallr. on tbe ar rival of Union Pacific Expresa Trams. The 4 JO afternoon Express has 2lyguii'ice:vt FTjr.LMA3VS Palace Sleeping Cars Attached, Oao ninolnc through to Qalner, tho other through to St. Louis withunt rharrzr. Arrlvinz in QCLNCY or ST. LOUIS la time to connect with fast trains for the East and South. Remember this is the onlv Line giving Passengers choice of routes either via Quincy or St. Louis. REGULAR CONNECTIONS, AT ST. JOSEPH with Hannibal St- Joseph Railroad for Quincy anil all Eastern antl Southern Cities. With the Savannah Branch of tho Kansas City. St. Joseph St. Conncil Bluffs Railroad for Savannah, Maryville, Xorway, A&, With the St. Joseph" Sz OrnTrr Railroad for Troy, 1V thena anil Xnrtbrrn Kanua. AT ATCHISON with Central Branch racific Railroad for Crntral Kannaa. AT KANSAS CITY Union Urpot With North Miaasori and Missouri Pacific Railroads for St. Louia. the Eat and South. With Hannibal a. St Joseph Railroad for Quincy, Chi cago and the East. TOth Kansas Pacific Railroad fur Lawrence, TopeLa and the WraL With Mlwonrl River. Fort Scott Gulf Railroad for I'aola, Fort Scott, Baxter Springs and Sonthem Kan sas. TVith Kansas City 4. Santa Fe Railroad for Ottawa, Garartt, &c 4c. raaaongfra who come "t via othrr lines, should return liy thia route, giving them an opportunity to paas through the beautiful and fertile Valley of the Mbwonri, through growing cities and thriving vQlagra. ASK FOU TOUR TICKETS VIA THE Kansas City, Saint Joseph St Council Blufla Throug-h line. Pullman's Palace Cars on Night Trains. Tickets for sale at all General Ticket Office. A. C. DiWK, A. I,. IIOPKI-IK, Gen I rasa. A? t Genl Superintendent. St. Joseph, Ho. St JoM-ph, Mo. 13,71- 1871. SPEED I COMFORT I SAFETY ONLY RELIABLE ROUTE. PACIFIC RAILROAD (Of Missouri.) ATCHISOIY A2VD ST. LOUIS. Only One Change of Cars between Atchison anil Ke? Tort THIS la the only rovU by which passengers from North ern Kaunas can co East avoiding long omnibiui trans fern, ami disagreeable transportation across the Missouri river. Atchison twins the terminus of the road, passengers can rely on trains atartlng on advertised time, avoiding tedious delays at wayaUtlona and changea of can at Junctions, making the JtUoori Pacific the Fanritt nrnvgh Route for TamOia, and Laditt TmzMnn Jihue. Close connections made at St Louia with erprrae trains to all points East, North, and South. At State Line with trains on the Kansas Pacific Railway to Denver. Salt Lake, and San Francisco. At Kansas Cltv with the lliumri Vl V Cmo a. Gnlf Railroad Sliasoori. Kansas tt Trias railroad, and Kansas City, St Joseph at Conncil Bluffs Railroad. BAOOAOE CHECKED THBOTJQH. Berth, sections and staterooms. In Palace Sleeping cars can be procured, and reliable information obtained, at the General Ticket Office, corner 3d and Commercial ata. Atchison, Kansas. Tickets can alao be procured of J. W. Forman, Acea Atchison and Nehraaka Railroad, at Troy Junction. Tvi?-McKI:-5OCK' General Superintendent W. P HALE, General Passenger agent a- Jiosais, Agent Atchiaoa. Cheap. Grocery House! JOHN F. MORTOIY. AT T1TE CITY BAJKEIitY. Keep a full line of fresh Staple and Fancy Groceries At th Lowest Rates, Come and See 17a, .IikI tre liutire you the Lotrrtt Good and the JUost Complete Satisfaction. Fresh Bread, Cakes and Pie every day. CASH." FLOtTE for le' n A large stock of Candiea and Confectioneries alwara on Bntter. Egga, and other Produce wanted, for which Cash will be paid. jm,,, Bf lgJlm ft RE-OPENING, ft STAB HUJUD HALL nTKhaye re-modelled aad re-ballt our Halt, and it 1 TV now tbe finest Billiard Hall In Northern Kansas Evetytning new. ana nrst-claaa. Miebave THBEE PflELAK COUMDER TABLES, of the latest stjlea aad Improvementa, We keep a larre assortment of Liquor of all kinds Cat-1 uornia n ine ana oranaiea, uaampsgne, etc, which wa are selling at low martin. Hall one door West of the Tort Ogee. TCCKEBTATMA3f. White Cloud, June 13, 1871. EsTuusaxoDi 1830. WELCH GRIFFITHS' SteCt7s t sVaV7a t asto-a-ap-aW t SUPERIOR TO ALL OTHERS. Axe, Files, Caw Hard. Kill F smlefclaf, aa. 3bHslMtT FT Get the Iseot. the; win pror the cheapest. Pries reduced. Send fur Price List and Ctmuara. WELCH a GRIFFITHS. 3Iaaw, u't, Kieh. nov. 04,70-17. GUAM WAITED. THE highest asarket prica paid for Wheat, Oats, Cora. Rye and Barley, at Korea k. Moon's Elevator, on the Levee, AIsol Produce reecfred aad shinned on eonnaisskn. Sacks fnrniabed at the lowed rates, for those wtehinraa hanl la (rata or ship W ttrer. VOTaeV IIOOU. WUt.ClaoiLJiasaaY.Wn. auuT. FjWNE CLOTIM A.N0 CAS8IMEBES. tacreatvarlet7 -Li w. Noras-' FT 70a have rMeT,aadwattogtikewor,.rf W. K0TB8. aToto pRODUCE of all kind wanted ia exeaaan far Roods. aepsa. CALL AND SEE FALL AND WINTER GOODS, Some of them will suit you, in Quality, Style, and Price. These Goods are all bought for Cash, and for Money I will guarantee Prices Xo"W tne Lowest. O. TV. 1VOYES. Whit Cloud, Kansas, September 1ST1. THE MISSOURI VALLEY LIFE INSURANCE COMPANY. LEAVEW0RTH, KANSAS. .11 Policies IXon-F'orfeitiiig. Dividends on the Contribution Plan, securing the the Greatest Pecuniary Advantage to the Policy-Holder. REASONS FOR INSURING IN THIS COMPANY. This U a TTE-nXKc Comtaxt, manafft! by WetUrn Men, wboe Inrnni financial character, ability, and posltloa, af 1st. iora ampie cuanuiiy wr im curioi auu aucrrstiiui mauagrmriii. 3d. Its policies are all non fnrfritin;. 3d. rn-inimns a(X cash. It rrccivm no nntcs and gives none. Policy-Holders hare no interest to pay, and no outsUnd InjC notes as hens npon their policies. 4th. It has no rt-trictJon npon travel. 5th, Its dividends are made npon the contribution plan. 6th. Its tnuinesss is exclusively Life Insurance. Are the acrnmulation of interest npon Fremlnmi paid, hence the Company that loans Its assets at the highest rates of in brent, can give you the largest dividends. Eastern Companies invent their moneys at six per cent, while this stakes iu investments at twelve per cmL, or more. Tbe advantages of weitern investments to tbe policy-holder appear In the following startling fignres Theaunonnt1000,inTeteIfur50yeanat6perceuLcompoiuidintei-vst,is IivJO 15 """8 46.991 64 "-""""lO" M 117,360 85 12 M M 318.068 00 It Is obvious that this Company offers greater financial advanUgi s and inducements to the Policy-Holder than any oth er Company In existence. OFFICERS i n. n. MACKAT. President. D. SI. SWAN. Vice-President. Dr. J. L. WE VEK, Medical Director. OCOnoE A. SIOOKE, Secretary. J. 1NCKAJI JON'ES, At.brc'y. 1L L. XEWSIA, Treasurer. DIRECTOKS: DAN'IEL SHIRE. Leavenworth. Kan. II. D. SIACKAT, J. P. KICIIAICDS. 1). SL SWAX. II. R. IIAMMO.VD, II. EDGEKTON. TIIOS. CAItXEV. S. SL STKICKI.K1. Junction City, CIIAS. KOIIIN'SO.V, Lawrence, W. IIADLEV, W. coffin: OEO A. SIOOKE, 11. W. POWERS. GEORGE J. DAVIS, SL Louh, Sin. .1. SIERRITT. SI. It SIOKGAX, E. HASTINGS, V. 13. COVALT, General Ap-nt fiirX.irthrni Kansas, and the State of Xehraata Erperleitcnl Agetits and SolicUcrs minted. Apilu either to the Company direct or or to any of its General Agents. .Juno 29, 71 D. G. GARL0CK, MANLTACTURUR DEAL!!: IX Harness, Saddles, Bridles, WHIPS, HORSEBLANLETS, BRUSHES, Xj "ST "NT BTS, AND ALL OTHER ARTICLES USUALLY Vliite Cloud Repairing doe with neatneM and dlnnatch. their patronage. He returns NEW YORK STORE!! o FALL Aj WINTER STOCK JUST ARRIVED, COXS1ST1XG OF io,y GOODS, CLOTHING, Boots, Shoes, flats and Caps, ladies; and gemxemefs furnishing goods. JUST ARRIVED AT THIS PLACE, FOR A PERMANENT BUSINESS, AND SELL Cheaper llian tlie Cheapest AT THE OLD STAND OF BECKETT SANBORN, WHITE CLOUD KANSAS. OAXX. .AJVDt EXA3IEVE TIIE STOCK. OcL12,187L LUMBER n 1-9 LOWER Ml CLOUD, KANSAS. CLINT TAYLOR JS?? 3!,r School Book. -Th 80x0 Echo ia nnnoonced the beat work of it -wrw daa for the fotlowlna; reasons: The MoiJe JKj jnanaiidrea, every piece bt wen. wnHoseboldMelodj-ahaa.-Irlv. fBf5"Hoaie,r Write me a Letter," "Lit- 3 tie Brawn Canreh." etc. It amtaina twice o IT ?mB'8,1f" can be fonnd in other inje U selected from alary. H aoioora, aan notaum n wtm one o fjeampniximou. Price, Scent each. or Cr J?5" J1, Sample copies mailed to Teacher, for 5 eta. liberal arranrrmenu for introduction. Address. arpTmX J. L. PETERS. S$ BaOADWar, N. T. O rilO doe ont old stock, sad aaaa room for ayr fall u. Winter Stack of Good, IwClaaVrntrslndacetDentatoCashbtrrers. Call and ae I- "aw. NOTES. wane cmm. An-, it. ibti-xbs. Fr Sale. ear. Price law. Amir to c V. xnvara TiAST. n. A. CALKIXS. General Aent W. E. IIAUVEY. Con. Actuary. X. A. HUKD, Attorney. Leavenworth, Kan- II. U NTTWSI VX. Leavenworth, Kaa W. E. CHAMBERLAIN. T. A. IIUKII, E. 0. ALLEN, C A. PKIUtr. Weston. Sfo, G. W. VEALE. Toprka. Kan. .1. SL PRICE, Atchiaon, -VT. It STEBBIXS, COLLARS, HARNESS OIL, SPURS, tlTO :xwr. KFPT IN HIS BRANCH OF BUSINESS. thanka to hia former patrons, and aolicita a continuance o 'June 89, TT. IS". SIJTEItlMLJV. a w Pi V MILL, CHARLEY ORTOX. Jane 39, rt. THE 6SEAT CAUSE OP wra, JVfc.i,nta. A let-r aa ile Hmtmre, Tnanaaemt ud KaJI. fal cure of Seminal Weaknea Zt!T ,Hv T 8lf Ab5leJrwJ??!-n1, I"?" -aaaaaBBaaaaa aaat a 1. WUBDlinL Knllanaa J waa.. HPjtvnei-allj; Con sss&5Ssstttt ma rnjua. !cu Ine Author SSSXiSriils! merilehlrJla 2f? JW. Hfertnany removed with. EssS55&&ffi BSSgSlEZ "Twalcaeverj-almae?eIn.p?"iS.S-,,5HS,, T Mny eori pointlnjr c by which oienm.011- CDlTB"L'S "lUrrtar, Gaide," price "4P-. C. KCIKK A C T -r nana vmn; pr.ly. Kw Fas-sw Part OaU. Box, UeX.